Set your fucking coffee on the desk man, you’re on god damn television.
Brad the Inhaler 🌳
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Under Martian law, doctors and other wizards are forbidden.
They spent the 90s completely breeding out the shitty tasting brussels sprouts. Totally different vegetable than what your parents ate or served you as a kid.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · yesterdayFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
I feel like we’re overdue for Mark Cuban to show up again and say some reckless, ignorant shit.
I don’t make $287 per hour, but I could if I recovered about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold from two flock cameras per hour.
Van Badham@vanbadham.bsky.social · 2d agoWow - At current US spot-market prices: - 2lb of copper: about US $13.20 - 1 g of gold: about US $130.30 Combined raw-metal value: approximately US $143.50 Just sitting there. In a Flock camera.
I wonder if anyone I know has found out first hand that every single Flock camera has about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold?
Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media
REMINDER: A main argument against US aid to Ukraine is the US badly needed to husband missiles and air-defense for the possibility of war with China. Then the US used that and more on war with Iran. And the supposed China hawks said nothing, confirming that they were Russia sympathizers all along.
They make tiny oranges that are perfect in every way. I don't want a whole dang orange but I will have two or three small oranges over a day. So, why don't we have small bananas that are perfect in every way? I don't want a whole dang banana but I will have two or three small bananas over a day.
Crunchy wooks are not a voting bloc worthy of outreach, it’s true.
Republicans are perverts that want to look at your kids’ junk
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 3d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
I really don’t mind paying $4.79 for premium if the rich executives at Chevron are allowed to become increasingly so. Making them richer than god is what it means to be an American, to me.
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3d agoI mean, maybe figure out the SoH mess to help with the oil price…….
I owe it to my wife, daughter and granddaugher to "speak the truth now," but I didn't it to owe my wife, daughter and granddaugher to "speak the truth then," at which time I had personally chosen to help keep the abuses against them secret.
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 3d agosenator bernie moreno finally makes a statement about the allegations of abuse by rep. max miller against his daughter and granddaughter after miller went live on X this morning to deny everything.
bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka
If you're still in line to beat RFK Jr with hammers, STAY IN LINE
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoRFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
Concepts of parameters of a framework of an understanding to arrange a council to schedule talks to end the war in Iran.
Throttle this. Make him wear it.
Andy Kaczynski@kfile.bsky.social · 5d agoNEW: GOP Senate candidate Mike Collins ended a press conference after repeatedly refusing to answer questions about his relationship with his son-in-law who has promoted White nationalist ideology/Nazi-era content. www.cnn.com/2026/07/30/p...
Anyone want to go dice up the reflecting pool this afternoon
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David_j_roth@davidjroth.bsky.social · 5d agoThe only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."
Loudly exclaiming “Man! FUCK Donald Trump!” as I hang up the pump at the gas station #ImDoingMyPart
Jeff Kent “fell while washing his truck” and broke his wrist. He fell alright, off his motorcycle. www.espn.com/mlb/news/200...
Circumstances of Kent's wrist injury questioned
Giants officials have questioned whether second baseman Jeff Kent actually broke his left wrist while falling while washing his truck March 1.
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Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 6d agoLet's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table
Finally I get to put some tiddies on Stonehenge like I always wanted
Eliot Higgins@eliothiggins.bsky.social · 6d agoGoogle Earth, a tool often used as a source of satellite imagery to verify photos and videos, has added a feature that allows you to alter satellite imagery with AI, for reasons. blog.google/products-and...
Yes, Dr. Crane, thanks for taking my call. Uh. Longtime uncle, first time chopped, uh-