randomly had the idea earlier to read every post I see in Dave Mustaine's "I'm projecting how cool i am" voice like Sweating Bullets and it's so funny I've just been keeping it to myself
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she/them, late-ish 30s , poly, hopeless flirt yet somehow ace, modern peasant, drinker of smoke decalcified consciousness stumbling and wobbling through samsara out of pure spite mene mene tekel whoopwhoopwhooparsin (the Zoiding on the berg)
congrats King of the Hill it only took 15 seasons and 29 years to make me actually kinda agree with Peggy on something no it's not that hard to raise chickens if you make sure you know what you're doing
yes I did in fact daydream about using magic as a kid simply because I was extremely bored and magic would have made me not bored
morrowind.txt@morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 4h agoEverybody can learn a few spells. You don't need to be a wizard to cast spells. It makes life easier. And when you learn a spell, practice. It's the only way to learn, and it helps to pass the time.
I like steak and sauerkraut but it's not what I ordered
“Old spirits, mischievous sprites & magic fountains await. Will the Moss-Covered Chalice finally be of use?” Tranquil Dusks & Restless Hedges by @sylfvr.art continues from A Nice Evening Stroll: one adventurer, one backpack & an old growth forest, full of mystery, teeming with life & wonders 🌳
god grant me the confidence of someone who posts their own quotes as watermarked and signed images
still can't believe how many people think Adventure Time is just goofy nonsense for kids Tree Trunks is legend
kinda wanna make ren faire lamellar armor with the Arizona ginseng green tea cans that have no reason being as pretty as they are
ugh I wish I still had the clip of me playing og PS4 Red Dead 2 where I was calmly trotting along on my horse when a cardinal flew into my hat and just died with a loud thud
-hits blunt- what if Capcom entered the console market? a Capcom exclusive only console that runs everything spanning their entire history
I got one of the 99 cent "Frozen Ice Cubes" from Aldi because I really thought they were a joke but nope there they were right in front of me
Turbo would be a perfect album if you just got rid of Wild Nights ruining the vibe after the offensively underrated Out In The Cold
E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️@eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d agowhat little routine is allowed from my routine-less brain is how I wake up, slap on headphones, shuffle EVERYTHING and skip until the vibe is right Turbo the album is perfect sometimes
what little routine is allowed from my routine-less brain is how I wake up, slap on headphones, shuffle EVERYTHING and skip until the vibe is right Turbo the album is perfect sometimes
E⚔️-dirt hermit-⚒️@eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d agohey you should listen to Turbo Lover this morning don't question it, you'll feel better right now
hey you should listen to Turbo Lover this morning don't question it, you'll feel better right now
Onward, @lammoth.bsky.social’s new album celebrating Bill the Pony, is out this Friday & is our official summer subscriber tape. Support them directly & preorder at lammothofficial.bandcamp.com 💛
this probably says more about me than I expect
richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft
your left hand has never touched your left elbow
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d agoall truth is profound
We are delighted to welcome Aspen Sanctum with debut release To Withhold the Need to Conquer 🍁 “Embodying the beauty of the Northwoods, coastal Great Lakes, & rolling hills of the Midwest, while simultaneously resisting the innate human urge to dominate & conquer all that lies in view."
what did i just say the other day? tomorrow? we just had one
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 2d ago
only kinda having to pee and not wanting to but it's convenient at the moment so you do it real quick begrudgingly
Quartley reminder that if you care about physical media you better support your local library! Where else can you get books, games, board games, puzzles, internet hotspots etc for free? *Get library card, use it *Use library programs *Share library social media *Donate to its foundation
Wallet Carfax probably: all the vermin will drown. the accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, "Save us!" and I'll whisper... "y'all I'm really, really good at video games, like you wouldn't believe"
look, I've always loved the aesthetic of steampunk, but never once have I enjoyed the company of a self proclaimed steampunk aficionado, and every faire/fest person who reads this knows exactly the kind of person I'm talking about
