I came here to karate chop vegetables and crab walk backwards into the community swimming pool .. and I'm all outta rutabagas 😎
erick (thrice wasp stung 🐝🐝🐝)
@ericktheblue.bsky.social
The ghost reading this
My dream job is being one of the wrestlers on GLOW
It's my first time at this restaurant, please be gentle
Blasting funeral doom full volume at the local playground
My love language has a speech impediment
Nice masons. Let me guess, they're free?
Tired of being somewhere between smooth brain and ultra-wrinkly brain. I need one extreme or the other
RIP james gandolfini, you would have loved the olive garden's unlimited pasta pass
The way your algae blooms is just so beautiful babe
Washed? Chopped? Cooked? What do these kids have against the culinary arts
Thought it was my water heater causing the algae smell/taste, but it's actually the municipal watter supply. Once again, as always, it's someone else's fault that things are bad, not mine
Drained my water heater and even restarted the pilot light without causing a huge explosion like a big boy
I am NOT taking the ring to mordor if you guys are just gonna stand there doing fuck all
Sure I'll take the ring to mordor why not
I have eyes to see, but I'm not seeing any stupid cathedrals anywhere
Getting stung by a wasp just to make the neighborhood children smile
I've been stung by a wasp three times this week and the worst part is i dont know how to turn that into a funny post
Cuddling my phone tightly while i take a nap
Binge watching all of breaking bad, then clicking "not for me" and not watching the final episode
What's good for the goose is also good for all of the other gooses they hang out with
Music goes so hard when you feel like listening to something #ears #instruments
"He dicked dickishly to the stairs, and scroted downwards."
Confession: i can do the mashed potato, but i can not do the watusi
They're shrinking me to hide my texture