ever since heartbleed everybody wants to brand their security vulnerability with a logo, a snappy domain name, and a little landing page. grow up

[cough] +1 HP [cough] +1 HP [cough] +1 HP

erika 💚🧡@erika.lexi.fyi · 2d ago

smoking on the herbs that make your HP bar refill

i like when a JRPG has an item called like "Heal Weed". that's real

when a mutual is using polymorphic inheritance for code reuse instead of composition:

erika 💚🧡@erika.lexi.fyi · 2w ago

that's my oomf (object oriented mother fucker)

AU where an older Supergirl mentors her niece Lara Kent, who has named herself Superwoman to annoy Jon Kent / Superboy

kara 💙 zor-el@kara.lexi.fyi · 2w ago

"shouldn't you be Superwoman, not Supergirl? you're in your 30s now." i think being a girl is a good thing, not something to grow out of :)

[ONE YEAR LATER] whew! finished v1.0 of my complete replacement for the bluesky app. now i can finally post!!

erika 💚🧡@erika.lexi.fyi · 2w ago

making my own web app for drafting and posting because i am sick of the official app's UX

🎶 fragile and mean is the way 🎶 that you're making me feeeel today 🎶 it's haaard to beee gay

making my own web app for drafting and posting because i am sick of the official app's UX

bot that instantly deletes my account if i post a snowclone

Super Nintendo? Sega Genesis? when i was dead broke, girl, i couldn't picture this

that's my oomf (object oriented mother fucker)

wanted a nicer profile pic :P

lexi 🤍@lexi.fyi · 2w ago

🩷 ^_^ 🩵

who exactly told Google that i wanted my phone to aggressively police every milliampere of battery usage, automatically putting all my apps to sleep and throttling their notifications? this wasn't a problem i had

[teleports behind you] heh, nothing personnel kid

type of game i am trying to be working on in the year 2026

me [living by the sword]: haha fuck yeah!! yes!! me [dying by the sword]: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

saw an ad for a local anime meetup. it says i'm "welcome" to discuss animated series from outside of Japan as well. thinking about going just to test the extents of this welcome

my alter: i am eating an extra tablespoon of bulgur for lunch because i need a few more grams of fiber today me: i am eating one pumpkin pie pop tart, untoasted, because i am bored. i don't even really like them

working on Things

i have a confession to make: i still need a cheat sheet for flexbox 😳

this is the latest version of my custom feed setup 1️⃣: posts from whitelisted accounts we follow 2️⃣: posts from other accounts we follow 3️⃣: RPs/QPs of posts from accounts we don't follow it's not actually possible to get "relegated" to tier 3 :P

lexi 🤍@lexi.fyi · 4w ago

woah there! that post is _not_ tier 2️⃣ quality. keep posting like that, and i'm relegating you to tier 3️⃣, friend!!

it's starting to be visible…

lexi 🤍@lexi.fyi · 2mo ago

gradually fading to a new profile picture over 30 days so no one gets confused

thinking about a Julie defense field that watches jetstream for new accounts and preemptively blocks them before they can follow us

There is no ISO standard birthday cake

this is now an emilia screenshot account

wasting my precious precious time posting dumb stuff on our alt when i _should_ be making a playlist to compete with kara for last.fm chart slots

lexi 🤍@lexi.fyi · last mo.

since posting this, my alters have developed a playful competitiveness around self-actualization they are in the group chat saying things like "skill issue" and "front more idc" and the ultimate retort: "fight me irl"

let's see Paul Allen's shitpost about Julie

that's a pretty badass subject line for an email i could not possibly have cared less to receive

i'm feeling a lot better today. still barely got 5 hours of sleep, but it does feel like i was actually unconscious, not just pretending all night 😔

creating entirely new posting technologies today