ErnieinMaine
@ernieinmaine.bsky.social
Longtime Dem retired in Maine. Former trombonist, band director, college administrator, gadabout. Married to Sharon 55 years and counting. Love New England teams, scotcheroos, wordplay and British TV. Did I say wordplay? (slidemanernie).
What did the boy salad say to the girl salad? "You look radishing today!"
We will swing over to Costco later in the morning to get the best senior citizen food item money could buy - their plump, juicy rotisserie chicken for $4.95 - as well as lunch for two for around $5. I like the name I came up with for their chicken, BTW ... Poultry in Motion!
Who directs soundtracks for "Star Trek" films? A Khan-ductor.
The difference between a tube and a silly Dutchman: One's a hollow cylinder, the other a silly Hollander
One arranger most everyone who plays trombone knows? Vladislav Blazevich. 'Bone Soir.
The claim kids can't get a good night's sleep at summer camp has been debunked.
Start of Rosie O'Donnell's "If I Only Had a Brain" parody: 🎼 His approval rate is 30, his diaper's always dirty, I think the guy's insane." 🎶
Of which Shakespearean character should chickens be most afraid? Macbeth murdered most fowl.
I remember the mornings in coffee shops when a lot of people were behind The Times.
I'd hate to be the one in charge of knives for the Swiss Army.
My mind is boggled that The Griswolds fired up The Family Truckster 43 years ago!
What's a good nickname for a trumpet-playing apple? Tooty Fruity.
Steal spices at work and you'll be shown the coriandoor.
The young cookie wept upon seeing his father who was a wafer so long.
Guesstimated follower count for my new account after 1 week: 350. Actual follower count after 1 week: 984. Very well done Blueskyers. Gold stars to all. 'Bone Soir. 💫