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i had a kind of painful friend breakup a couple of years ago with a scientist and it's funny how many of the quirky little things they did like avoiding seed oils and consuming nicotine (in the form of gums and patches) as like a thinking aid or whatever have turned out to just kind of be MAHA shit
our zoomer friend doesn't know how to torrent and when she wants a movie she'll ask if we can find it "on the dark web"
ppl get really mad at me when i say coldplay is shoegaze
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
i shall not be psyoped into watching a christopher nolan movie
If this horrific police execution video crosses your timeline consider: - we don’t have to physically witness a murder to know it’s horrific - people who are subject to this type of violence do not have to be repeatedly traumatized by it - you do not have to push violence into people’s timelines
Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 2w ago*turn off autoplay on your videos right now*
as far as i can tell "AI" has made every single task i do more tedious and time intensive, a fact that, somehow, is also the pretense for my caseload almost doubling in six months. who could have predicted this
lovely how they can't even talk about the air we breathe without being racist
you know yr wife is down bad for someone when she texts you a picture of their parallel parking job
i walk home from the library for lunch and feel winded even though i'm wearing an N95, meanwhile i see people cycling, smoking cigarettes, or just hanging out outside all without any sort of mask. i'm getting lung mogged by the citizens of chicago
i haven't watched a single world cup game but i got the chicago public library summer adult reading challenge hat before any of my friends
one argument i got in with the eight year olds was about whether LLMs can read. i told them that LLMs are sycophantic statistical models, whose only concern is finding answers to questions, which i told them is the opposite of reading. they were unconvinced. even the sympathetic turned against me
man buying me a drink: yeah, you know, there are some parts of [northside gentrified-to-shit neighborhood that i got priced out of six years ago] that i don't feel safe walking at night me: oh really like where
this really is how i felt when i was teaching language arts to the bourgeois math prodigy eight-year-olds
my boss: where did you do your phd me: [redacted] him: wow i could never get in there me: i know
SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON SELF-IMPROVEMENT IS ANTISOCIAL
continue to think that planter’s support with the lib/left male pundit class was not *in spite of* his various transgressions, but because of them, a frankly pathetic attempt to reassert dem masculinity through a man whose violent career they believed represented working class authenticity
Julia Carrie Wong@joolia.bsky.social · 2mo agois it possible that platner’s appeal is driven in large part by his audience’s libidinal investment in seeing a cheeky (derogatory) boy get away with things
wish i had a recording of the time claire denis came to doc films to premier *high life* in chicago + hated the uofc prof & the tribune critic who hosted her so much that she turned to the audience to say that she couldn't believe she'd come all this way "just to be sitting here with these... boys"
Il n'y a pas d'histoire de l'Europe, il y a une histoire du monde! Marc Bloch
