Need to do some water changes here at The Weird Animal Farm, before I go to my other job at The Weird Animal Store to do....(checks notes)....some more water changes.

anyway, if anyone has a lead on jobs for a science journalist/writer who has been a planetarium director (meaning I can talk to the public), please let me know. I am *awfully* broke.

cooooffffeeee

Please help my friend and immensely talented artist get a very needed MRI. Our country is broken so let's help each other as best we can 💕

c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics@portaltohades.bsky.social · 7d ago

Alright, it was suggested to me that I actually crowdfund the out of pocket cost for the lumbar MRI since my insurance keeps denying the day before the appt even w/ it as an important order. I will have more info in the replies as well. I was honestly hesitant but... ko-fi.com/portaltohades

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All of these are different gecko and there’s still more lmao

Also check out this one from one of the first hatches this year. I’m keeping it.

Mornin’ Jerd

Also check out this one from one of the first hatches this year. I’m keeping it.

u but with gecko

All of these are different gecko and there’s still more lmao

So what you're saying is Ask Hank Anything was really Ask ChatGPT Anything

BEHOLD, THE BLESSED BLINKS OF EUBLEPHARUS, GOD OF THE EYELID GECKOS

kyyle23@kyyle23.bsky.social · 2d ago

*leopard gecko god nods*

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A keeper

Hatched a nice crested gecko.

1. Me yelling at the leopard geckos in the spring to make babies 2. A monkey's paw curls 3. Baby leopard geckos fill every hatchling rack I have, I am overrun by tiny screaming eublepharines.

The Duke and Duchess Towers

And frankly I encourage you to shred your Harry Potter books, your Orson Scott Card books, your collections of books by bigots who use their money to make the world materially worse for other people, that they not be used to suck in new fans who might spend money that flows to bad causes.

I love Bluesky, the website for people who like to make your own point at you, but more pedantically

Coffeeee

Gremlins and Home Alone. Both had Chris Columbus involved (wrote Gremlins, directed Home Alone) and so in my headcanon they already share a cinematic universe.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 6d ago

Name 2 film franchises that need a crossover film.

@ethankocak.com NEW NEWTS JUST DROPPED

Oregon Zoo@oregonzoo.bsky.social · 6d ago

We have great newts to share! Twenty tiny Mazama newts have hatched in our lab — the very first babies of their kind ever in human care.

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...

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Tell them mine said hi

My fish children are belligerent and numerous

Hatched a nice crested gecko.

I take it back, I have no opinion on anything, ever

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I am awake but I can’t say I like it very much