Flaccid Phallus Crashes Into Moon: A Tech-Bro Memoir
We're literally just letting the richest man in the world commit vandalism on an extraplanetary scale.
Ethan Nichtern
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Flaccid Phallus Crashes Into Moon: A Tech-Bro Memoir
We're literally just letting the richest man in the world commit vandalism on an extraplanetary scale.
Not getting to tell a mayor what to do does not mean you are “shunned.” Any of these crybabies can call 311 if they have a problem with something happening in the city, just like the rest of us. They should try it, it’s actually a pretty cool system.
New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
1. the whole "disappointing night" thing is pure cope. El-Sayed beat the establishment candidate despite being outspent 10:1, that's an earthquake 2. primary polls are just not great and everyone needs to spend the next week going really, really hard for Peggy Flanagan
Impossible to describe how much more useful this is as technological progress than desperately begging ChatGPT to write your substack for you.
In China, robots which are also solar panels, clean the other solar panels. Original post
Truly wonder how many people who convince themselves to vote for a “centrist” are actually quite a bit more progressive in their true beliefs. Can’t escape the feeling that the main thing holding us back from a better world is a carefully constructed mythology that it would be “impractical.”
The young folks aren't that into genocidal centrism.
University of Michigan voters have a 100% El-Sayed precinct right now.
I think there's a much higher chance of an AOC presidency in 2029 than most pundits believe, and as usual the main obstacle will just be the self-doubt of the tens of millions of people who wrongly believe we need to compromise our own values out of fear, the worst kind of self-fulfilling prophecy.
Every time I hear someone refer to AI as "inevitable," without any explanation of why it would be, I think of my favorite Inigo Montoya line. #IYKYK
My editor asked me to write about what happened to summer:
We launched a war on nature. Now we are in a climate warzone | Rebecca Solnit
Summer is not what it once was. We have been robbed of one of life’s great joys
theguardian.com
I think you shouldn’t ask this question unless you want to know the answer.
👀 Nathan Robinson takes full advantage of a chance to explain to Katie Pavlich why Democratic Socialism is on the rise 🔥
It continues to feel like the vast majority of US media’s coverage of Mamdani’s policies assumes a narrative frame where helping other people is intrinsically considered a negative, and this makes journalists and editors en masse appear to be a PERVERSELY selfish group of people.
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Political predictions by the end of this week: 1) AIPAC pronounced more or less dead within the Democratic Party. 2) Mitch McConnell pronounced more or less dead within his body.
The Hungarian political party now in power is considered "center-right," so clearly there's nothing radical about Mamdani except his humanity.
BREAKING: The newly elected Prime Minister of Hungary announced that Netanyahu will be arrested if he enters Hungary.
I thought about this until the total contradiction clicked into place: The unhealthier he seems, the more he gets to play the VICTIM, and that’s why his followers follow him.
RFJ Jr. LOOKS UNHEALTHY! HE SOUNDS UNHEALTHY! HE EATS ROADKILL! HE HAD BRAIN WORMS! How the FUCK is he lecturing ANYONE on science?
Not only is this fantastic trolling, it is also completely true.
If you want a big spectacular book-adaptation American movie about a reluctant clever hero on an impossible journey through weird places (which I do), Project Hail Mary is great.
Wow is RFK jr committed to playing the victim while being the perpetual aggressor. Reminds me of a few other dudes I know.
I still think it's horrifically ironic how many people in the yoga, wellness and spiritual communities twisted their brains into pretzels to "Make America Healthy Again" and the outcome is that none of them--or us--can safely eat salad anymore. Metaphor is a little too on the nose these days.
Shut down data centers, raise the minimum wage (by a LOT), give everyone universal healthcare that's not based on having to keep working jobs they hate, and then maybe we will start building a democracy at last.
Interesting take about uses for data centers. Not benign.
When they treat their own children the way their policies treat other people’s children.
a republican congressman allegedly broke his two-year-old daughter's collarbone and he somehow hasn't been run out of congress. there really is no bridge too far for these ghouls.
This should be obvious by the very definitions of skill and craft, but I’m never going to respect the writing of someone who used AI to generate their prose. “Look at this thing I didn’t even do.” Whatever compels you to it, it’s entirely uninteresting from an observer’s perspective.
The coming stock market crash is going to be…unfun. And this doesn’t even take into account that all of these companies are banking on AI becoming MORE popular with average human users, while in reality, the exact opposite is happening and is almost assured to intensify.
"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Meditate today, even for just five minutes. It’s a great way to set the tone for the weekend.
Today I met someone who is ex-evangelical, ex-MAGA and ex-antivax by about five years and has a plan to create community all over America for people leaving the cult / to replace the influence of mega churches. She’s already done it in her town.
My favorite part of this is he was interrupted by a brave older man.
JUST NOW — Schumer Interrupted: “What could be more corrupt than backing genocide? How dare you talk about corruption. It’s amazing you can show your genocidal face in public!”
Hunch is we are reaching the part of the movie in the next three months where trump finally destroys the gop. He’s in his Albatross Era. No idea what comes out of this moment but I know the power of collective intention and imagination will determine everything.
Now is the time to get more progressive, more idealistic. The world can be otherwise. This is an inflection point.
This means he is losing MAGA supporters. www.newsweek.com/trump-approv...
Would love AIPAC to lose all ability to influence American politics. May this be the race where that happens.
AIPAC spent $60M so far to prop up Haley Stevens, who is outspending Dr. Abdul El Sayed 12 to 1, and she’s down 16 points. I don’t ever wanna hear “electability” out of the mouths of centrists ever again. New - Senate poll - Michigan 🔵 El-Sayed 57% 🔵 Stevens 41% Emerson # A - LV - 7/27