Hosting a board game meetup. The cops swing by and shoot my dog

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

Imagining an alternate timeline where GURPS was called GORPS

Chilling with my dad at the retirement home. The TV is playing a "Best Soft Rock Songs Of All Time" YouTube playlist, but it's actually a short. It's just an image of a playlist and a loop of the chorus of Sacrifice, which is not on the playlist. Fantastic stuff.

i can’t believe shrek would say this

Shrek@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 19h ago

"Neoliberal" is a slur used by delusional childish leftists to denigrate people with actual data-driven policy goals -Shrek thoughts

buying a horse off of instagram. anyone interested in a "wimpy's packing style?"

joining the fight to save Tatsuya Ishida from financial ruin on the side of ruin

Backerkit keeps emailing me ads for a webinar about the "winning strategy" behind the Dungeon Crawler Carl TTRPG campaign and I think I deserve a cookie for not replying "is it making a Dungeon Crawler Carl TTRPG"

Pleased to announce I now have art of this good boy from Zettamall courtesy of @boaillustration.bsky.social. Look at him go

this jav title sucks

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 2d ago

ENTRY-LEVEL JOBS ARE VANISHING: NO-EXPERIENCE HIRING PLUNGES 73% IN JUST 4 YEARS

Inside you are two wolves

"I should do something about my sleep schedule," Ettin said, posting a KS update at 4:20 AM

Several hundreds of kilos of koi carps have been stolen in Picardie. Some people take @ettin.itch.io 's Wetrunner way too seriously! www.oisehebdo.fr/2026/08/01/c...

Everyone in the kingdom is being a big baby about the calamity that was prophesied to befall the land. Me? Grindset time. I've got a foolproof plan to avoid our fate that couldn't possibly seal it instead. No destiny on this road. I'd love to see this bullshit prophecy fulfil itself through MY acts

backshots from matt mercer and he's hitting the steepled fingers + eyebrow raise the whole time

From "Cringe Wizard: Reborn in the TTRPG World I Wrote in High School and Boy, This Is a Lot" by @ettin.itch.io:

One day left on this deal. I should be fine now (managed to sell some stuff to make up the difference) so it's just a last chance to get my stuff for half off

Ettin@ettin.itch.io · 3w ago

Hey folks! To cover some big legal costs related to my mum's passing, I've decided to make all Weird Age's titles 50% off for July only! You can check out a full bundle here:

if you’re brand new and just now getting into girls i would recommend starting with a beginner girl like 2B or Tifa first before moving onto more advanced girls like Ky Kiske

Going to become one of those folks who gets rich and/or famous and develops a take so rancid it alters their brain chemistry, except I'll use my vast wealth/influence specifically to persecute people who post the "I'd have two nickels" joke in comments sections. Get better material

There are two wolves inside you *source collision noises*

Announcing my new, timely, and original D&D setting, Piss Mausoleum. It's D&D as you've never seen it before: grim and gritty and dark. You can say fuck in this one. Morty from Rick and Morty is there

Got around to throwing Cringe Wizard on Amazon. Now to ignore it for a bit because I can't be bothered learning to advertise over there right now

WotC running a fan contest to create a new D&D setting, releasing Eberron, and then not doing anything new for years until the era of MtG crossovers and Famous Boy collabs is going to be what finally turns me into a grognard. It's happening. I'm groggified. grognards.ett.

Polygon@polygon.com · last wk.

Joe Manganiello has created a new official setting for D&D

Did the other set of drawers. Now that it's done I am slightly worried that the yellow (in a room that's mostly green) draws too much attention to what is essentially the box I keep things like garbage bags and extension cords in, but I did a good job!!

Dammit. I tried cleaning it but teh shirt is still suxx0rs

Whoops. My writing got too fire and my computer melted again. Tens of thousands of dollars every time I write a book man

Not hitting the target but close enough to be okay I think. After this the only expenses I should have for a while are bills (manageable) and IKEA bullshit (worth it)

Ettin@ettin.itch.io · 3w ago

Hey folks! To cover some big legal costs related to my mum's passing, I've decided to make all Weird Age's titles 50% off for July only! You can check out a full bundle here:

"what the fuck? how are you here? i watched you die!" oh, here come the haters. listen, not everyone is an epic pro gamer, i'm didn't click the hardcore box at character creation, i don't *have* permadeath. i'm just not interested in that kind of experience

Trying to think of films where scientists create a fucked up creature in a lab and it gets out and has a little nibble on them. Jurassic Park doesn't count because it's not set in a lab but Deep Blue Sea might