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congratulations on announcing group chats, bluesky! at this rate we will be fully functional by 2034 and i’m HYPED 😎
at some point i feel like eurovision is an experiment to see how low eurofans/people in general’s morals will go before they feel extremely uncomfortable with being associated with the show and accessing their yearly songslop
ok why do so many people on shitter have a poo check though. bc i’ve had it out of sheer curiousity in the past when ive had very good engagement and the most i made was like $20. is this all for $20.
a lot of this will be also down to venues/organisers but there’s always horror stories after kpop concerts (bar Yveschester) here and i feel like. can you not be normal? during my first LOONA concert in LDN we were walking past discarded puppy training pads in the queue. put the parasocialness down.
kinda miss posting my face and having my twitter be more me but it’s probably for the best
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omfg loana died and i had no idea until now… i am gutted, i watched culte and documentaries on her earlier this year and her story was incredible and i was so upset about how things had become for her, i hope she is at peace now :( what the hell
me growing up adoring summer bc it meant i could be on my swingset or in my hammock or an egg chair or a swing seat and it be completely publicly acceptable #thesignswerethere
everyone has an orange iphone but me. everyone has a netflix series but me. fuck you all
i still feel good about it… but i quit weed a fortnight ago bc i felt like it was making me clumsy and unable to speak properly and making me act silly and embarrassing only to find out (and remember) i was always just extremely clumsy and silly and embarrassing and unable to speak properly #oh
british people buy a sporty hatchback that becomes their life for god knows why and then overtake you to go 1MPH faster than what you were going
going on 4 years without a substitute people are willing to move to
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playing hannah montana on the internet is all fun and games until something happens irl that is a little too specific and gives you #thefear
i do love being tall/looking sort of mean-ish. bc someone beeped and snarled at me for taking too long at a drive thru when i was literally just waiting for the speaker to come on. so when he parked up to eat i parked in front of him and (just) stared at him and all of a sudden he couldnt look at me
hope it doesn’t look like i’m spineless when i overshare and delete personal dilemmas/problems etc here i am happy to be open about anything and stand by what i say i just panic about the consequences if it was to be viewed by wrong person
the idea of getting therapy again and sorting out a proper support network and going no contact with idiots and moving to a remote place with my pets that is also walkably close to civilisation and #handling #it
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the fun thing about being on ADHD meds is that whenever you’re in social settings and someone locks eyes with you they kinda give you a look like YOU’VE BEEN ON THE CHARLIE HAVEN’T YOU meanwhile i don’t even really drink #goodgirl
ended up with a bottle of shh… by jade goody and it smells fucking horrible
my new car is cool but it feels very excessive as i have upgraded from a tiny aygo with no parking sensors and now everytime i veer slightly on the other side of the road to pass a parked car my car screams at me and tries to put me back on my side of the road which is a bit much
i fear years of sun content and american-christian grifters have made us forget that in the “good ol days” when “men were men” they were cutting about like this
it’s funny to think that like before the 2010s you couldn’t keep british men out of drag btw. like world war ii when we were getting put through a blender the men would be like ok let’s put on a frock and serve elegance. and it was cunt!
they should let me have channel 4 as a treat so they stop commissioning 70 more series of gogglebox and start serving again
sometimes the amount i overshare as evadentz feels obnoxious and embarrassing especially bc i have more exposure on twitter and idk if me doing that sometimes is me keeping it real or if it will bite me in the ass and i should just get a diary