Presenting a new illustration by Kuroimori to celebrate FFXIV's launch on the Nintendo Switch™ 2! ✨ A very warm welcome to all the new Warriors of Light starting their journey in Eorzea 🌱❤️
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the silver-tongued rogue that's been imprisoned used his charms on me and my coworker and we both reached for the ornate iron key at the same time and our hands touched
hard to think of an employee class more consistently failed by its ostensible labor leadership than teachers
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17h ago“Teaching educators about AI is a ‘moral imperative’, said Randi Weingarten, the AFT president.” “And without outside funding, it was a choice between taking big tech’s money or doing nothing, she said.”
i posted this as a funny haha but the premise of leviticus is genuinely terrifying and i would 100% not last in this situation
3than son reebok o son nike@samoyuhd.bsky.social · 9h agooh no he’s HAWWWWT
why mafia isn’t a fucking aesthetic, a thread:
Maggie G. Macdoodlesmith@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social · 8h agoItalian mafia call that Big Parma
Your roommate when she kept ordering shit on Amazon while not paying rent call that Big Klarna
coming back to this to reinforce that it’s all that skank bitch Arlene’s fault !!! they need to hunt her for sport if they make a sequel
3than son reebok o son nike@samoyuhd.bsky.social · 8h ago10/10 for making a bus wank vital to the plot
"The more complex a magic system, the funnier it is when someone pulls out a gun."
Aftermath@aftermath.site · yesterdayFire Emblem: Fortune's Weave gave a nun a gun: aftermath.site/fire-emblem-fo...
Ran into a former human at the beach (still in denial mode.) gave her the classic “you look like a normal eevee to me!” treatment and she just hit me with the Kubrick stare? What gives I thought these freaks loved this shit
leviticus watching commencing now may this be the year of good queer media besides lestat
I love dunking on Bluesky posts with this energy but people forget that Twitter produces unhinged wokescolds like this at a far greater rate
Project T.B.O.N.E.@tbone.malware-virus.biz · 12h agoNow here's a post
he's gay but he has a special connection to classical music (nicki please come home your 10 minutes of screen time was not enough 💔)
[flirting with a gen x guy] let me drink your hose water, daddy
nicolas de lenfent is the best part of the new lestat series it is known
nick and lestat freaking out
Alt: nicky goes wheeeeeeeee and lestat realises he gotta die
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i hope the afterlife is real so that when i get there i can suck the meat off the bone of the guy who invented deep frying a pizza
Osamu Dazai Pray
ALT: Osamu Dazai Pray
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just made ur wife cum by doing a sick tech dek trick on her clit
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
recommended playlist is full of mexican rock bands
Sonic Unleashed: Werehog Transformation
Alt: Sonic turning latina
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“We’ve recruited a Nazi who is well qualified to teach the police about combating extremism and antisemitism” is maybe the most 2020s British politics sentence I have seen so far this decade
every time my ai girlfriend gives me bad advice she grows another pair of giant tits
the word thinspo gives me connoptions i sentence you to *death* 12 bajillion times
Higuruma Hammer
Alt: Hammertime
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