I’m putting my money on a very good Bit being bitted
absolutely destroyed lmao
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@evangaylion.bsky.social
one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️⚧️ let me tell you why I love your drink. they/he, the gay she. pfp by Stephen Pike.
I’m putting my money on a very good Bit being bitted
absolutely destroyed lmao
as I get deeper into my mid 30s, I’ve been thinking about what kind of gayguy energy I need to start cultivating so I’m satisfied into my 40s. I think it’s time I start coaching competitive cheerleading.
tonight was very momentous night for me because I IRL met my favorite contestant from the 2004 apprentice. My worst trait is that I ever had a favorite contestant from the 2004 apprentice
sometimes I think I caused all this because I was a religious watcher of The Apprentice in elementary school
if you’re in Chicago I’d love for you to come out for the book launch— Sept 1 at The Whistler I’ll be performing my most ambitious spoken word set to date, featuring guitar and backup vox from @toomanymouths.bsky.social stick around after for a Q&A with me and pick up a signed copy of the book
once, a close friend told me if you know the color of their eyes it’s already too late 💙✨💞 my debut full-length poetry collection, coming Sept 1 from Raging Opossum Press (cover by Chris Gleason)
I think that more of you big accounts should say shit like “this ain’t it” when your fellow big account says something fucking dumb
ok guys. I’m gonna be brave. I have something to say about accounts with a lot of followers…. And you might not like what I have to say!!!!!
an unspoken truth that we must embrace during this era of AI exam cheating from college students: many college degree holders are exceptionally dull-minded
learning JUST NOW about the rpatt Chris Hanson movie
There’s too much fucking shit always coming out I literally have no idea what movies happen anymore
just because im thinking about their WNBA team, when my friend and I passed through Indianapolis on a road trip two months ago, we kept commenting on how there’s next to zero signage for Indianapolis in or around city limits. it’s like they were embarrassed to be Indianapolis.
idk man it feels like the TERFs descending upon the WNBA are reaaaaally overplaying their hands
thinking about how the euthanasia room at the vets office had a cuck chair
Boosting besties art cause he’s talented but also cause I know some of u are capital F Freaky mode
Definitely worth a broken nose.
my husband and I aren’t poly, but we are prolly as in “prolly gonna make a move if you’re hot”
I’m thankful Placebo existed as a band so they could make a Kate Bush song not sound like shit
it’s the right thing to do and I am glad to have principals or WHATEVER yet it is so fucking tiring that proudly fascist women, women who are frothing and excited to hurt marginalized people, get hurt by their fascist husbands and the people that they *wanted to hurt* are expected to be the helpers
just gotta get through tonight’s bar service tonight and I can crash out again tomorrow
I hate to say it but nobody is doing it like Tyto Aeryn. I get why there’s some backlash from more traditional furries but like… her grasp on fashion for someone making looks in her bedroom…. Ahhh mesmerizing I love it
too many stuffed animals are weird and ugly. we need more fursuit makers to do a mass redirection of their efforts
window makeover for Sad Boys In Mourning I’ll take a daytime photo tomorrow but my installation skills for an untrained florist ain’t half bad. I wish Caleigh was here to try and eat the flowers.
call me nonbinary the way I’m a dude who feels like a mother without child 2day
I think that more of you big accounts should say shit like “this ain’t it” when your fellow big account says something fucking dumb
ok guys. I’m gonna be brave. I have something to say about accounts with a lot of followers…. And you might not like what I have to say!!!!!
you’re trying to mask your embarrassment and shame with humor, Ken! Thats gonna rot your soul, Ken! You aren’t charismatic enough for this, Ken!!
They were like “Trans people are not a monolith” and “Like-minded allies may disagree on specific media boycotts” and stuff like that. It was a huge load off my mind!
this is all made somehow more insulting by the fact that the puzzle pervert at the times looks like Evil Detrans Elliott Page
This may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.
This is literally what you look like when you wear flip flops. These are YOUR vibes when YOU wear flip flops. it’s time to end flip flops please destroy your flip flops