I know everybody on the internet personally on a first name basis. its true
Evangeline
@evangeline.info
https://evangelinestuff.gumroad.com/l/samplepack instagram.com/evangelinestuff
Sissy hypnosis can ruin lives. Imagine what happens when a father of 4, struggling to pay rent, with a sick wife, gets affected?
if trans women arent women then how come my friend Gavin's dog who doesn't like women tried to kill me last Sunday
In the club snoozing off that chamomile and lavender. feeling kinda sleepy. Recently ive noticed i cant get hard anymore
Shopping malls are like a real life bullet hell. these bitches just walking wherever they please
men with mullets be like my name is Gilbert and i like geocaching and having sex with my girlfriend but the only problem is i dont cum
@wangleline.bsky.social our names are like the evil versions of each other
I want to make it clear When I react to your message with the fire emoji I'm not saying that I agree I'm actually trying to light it in flames and get it off my screen
Does anybody have money for Uber i crashed my car trying to give road head while driving
on the computer. think im gonna click around some folders. maybe open a file. the night is young
asked the cashier for lactose free milk at the cafe today and she started swatting me away from the counter like a misbehaving cat and all the workers linked hands around me in a circle and screamed Nightmare nightmare nightmare
i dont really love this platform so please follow me on ig @evangelinestuff :-)
