hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
blunder of the day: I hosted a halloween party for the employees, and when it came time for the costume contest, I announced one as being dressed as "Dereck from the tv show Dereck" Dexter. he was dressed as Dexter.
they put a shitty ai mural on our walls and none of us are happy
update: it has applicants take an assessment and ranks them on how good they could be, if they get 50% or lower i have to review it. it will not show me the questions or their responses. I just have to fucking guess??? my nightmare is that its racially profiling people based on name (it might be?)
sammy@evileidolons.bsky.social · last yr.my direct job is untouchable by ai (ai cannot hang up a poster or clean a building) but corporate changed our hiring systems from one that worked perfectly fine to an ai assisted one that conducts preliminary interviews with a chat bot and we haven't hired anyone since because it's broken to hell
oh im going to be in trouble today forgot to send a email yesterday that some techs will be in this morning woke up to automated security voicemail that multiple alarms went off 😳
hello hacker fucker this is matt furniss heres the deal. if you hack this game i will find you where ever you are and break your legs and thats a promise
"some movies are good... and some movies... I dont like" -my regular guest's review of Him
im trying out tapestry crochet, very fun but also. ive frogged this row 3 times :)
very sad that incorporating bits of dark crystal dialogue is not normal outside of my family and like 10 people online. the kids at work ask me a silly question and i say "dont know!" in an aughra voice and they call me things like "old" and "weird" as if they are insulting adjectives to have
a woman yelled at me because she wanted a receipt, did not ask for a receipt, and then walked away without a receipt, and claimed i should have psychically communicated with the person who rang her up (thats right. wasnt even me) that she needed the receipt so she could "write off" her 3 icee cups
robert reich's movie is going to be playing here and if any of the guests are mean to us i WILL be tattling mark my words
fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.
![Meme of Professor Layton on the ground severely injured in a flashback. The text has been poorly edited.
"My ["friendliness pellets."] were so [Die.], I was [UNDERTALE] for a month. I was lucky to be alive."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3cts3wnqklistilgoqyg46ga/bafkreibsmb6tobuwcv3xrp7ssttzhdokpgrz2fbyvibcobm2cunhlrshhe)
Okay, it seems like I haven't been here for a long time
people on Tumblr are reblogging my homestuck fanart from 10+ years ago. i was still in high school no one needs to be looking at that stuff please. roses head was an oval i beg you
took my lil bro to the mall yesterday (it was his bday!) and there was this store called earthbound and while we were standing there going "earthbound? why not mother 2?" another set of guys came up and said "earthbound?! where's the halloween hack!"
i burned a capcut free trial to make this
〽️ax krieger @ PAX West@maxkriegervg.bsky.social · last yr.pics that go hard
