every year is the year of the horse if youre pure of heart like me
the makers (global warming) adding unneccesary sex scenes (heat waves) to my favorite media (real life)
crazy how if you remember some bullshit from ten years ago you get sent to the hell dimension for an hour
I 👊 drew 👊 a 👊 little 👊 today 👊 so 👊 i 👊 hope👊 i👊 can👊 draw👊 tomorrow 👊too 👊🤜🤛✊️👊🤜✊️🤛💥💥💥
me talking to my therapist: so anytime i dont smoke weed for more than a few days i start having very serious and detailed thoughts on ways to kill billionaires therapist nodding her head and writing down ways to convince me that smoking weed is the source of all my problems
equip puppy [unkown effect]? you've equipped puppy [curse of binding]
Occasionally I flush a wet wipe down the toilet despite the warning on the box. Just to feel something
Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.
walked by a guy using a clicker for his dog taking a shit and my girlfriend came her pants
"i need to up my money" (remembering that i need to work on self improvement) "i need to up my soul.."
this getting called "friend cuck" is like 9/11 for introverts who are socially drained but still happy to watch after a couple hours at a social gathering
decided to post a more finished version of the lindsay thing. sorry but not sorry for double posting it :p