Existential Shred
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Jesse | he/him | Minnesotan, metalhead, rhythm game player, Taco Bell enjoyer, aspiring horror buff, idiot.
Got bored with all my decks so I'm trying to cook a degenerate Thanos C3 deck. 40% of the time, it works every time. #MarvelSnap
Everyone on r/horror is DUMPING on Ice Cream man, very funny to see.
PUP: Factories DVP Scorpion Hill Totally Fine Best Revenge Anaphylaxis
here’s a little game… pick a band/artist, and name your top however many songs you can do, limited to one per album
Last night I had THC for the 1st time since college (>10 years ago), went well! Fiance had me watch The Muppet Movie and Ranma 1/2
I love everything about the Final Fantasy franchise: the character and monster designs, the range of classes, the fantastical settings, the phenomenal music, the mascot monsters like Tonberry and Chocobo, and even the incongruous CCGs. Every single thing EXCEPT actually playing the motherfuckers.
It's dangerous to crawl alone, better call in some reinforcements. Monster Train 2 and Vampire Crawlers have teamed up to bring you a killer bundle! Whether you're defending your Pyre from waves of foes or blasting through them with ridiculous combos, there's never been a better time to jump in.
God damn, this is EXCELLENT
🚨 NEW REVIEW Wrote on the newest album from one of my favorite acts, Nothingness. If you’re looking for top notch death metal that doesn’t sound like everybody else, Godslaughter is the album for you. It’s out this Friday. Read my thoughts here: noobheavy.com/album-review...
A trip to Lovecraftian Dollar General would fix me.
don't go to this place
So many of my favorite thrash songs make use of that "sliding power chord" technique (idk if theres a better term for it). I'll leave some examples as i think of them, and reccs welcome if you have any come to mind!
Evile - Cult (Official Video) (3D Enabled)
YouTube video by Earache Records
youtu.be
"All we ask is that you joooin oooour... CULT!" *best riff you've ever heard*
Ah well thats supremely disappointing. Given the option to discuss the issue or even be quiet and give it a day, Ken decided on a glib joke. All that money can't buy class I guess. Like you're a smart guy, Ken, you had to know how this would come off! The frank indifference is so insulting.
Film you've watched more than 6 times, with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Джанго (Джейми Фокс)
Alt: Jamie Foxx as Django Freeman in Django Unchained. He looks over his shoulder at the camera. He's wearing a cowboy hat and circular sunglasses, smoking a cigarette. He smiles knowingly. "For d'Artagnan, mothafucka!"
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Film you've watched more than 6 times, with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
It isn't gonna win any awards for acting or writing, but Evil Dead Burn was a fun and funny splatter fest. Makes me wanna go back and give Rise a try.
Same person performs in a "black metal clown show" btw.
The one doctor that still works at my clinic is spouting plandemic/COVID truther stuff to a drug rep. Extremely embarrassing that his practice is the only reason I still get paychecks.
I love the metal clicks and whirs in Jak 2 and 3 when you rapidly cycle between gun mods.
what's your favorite game sound effect? Featuring: chibicarrera myserval 💚 casey Ad129 🔜 Flame Fatales 2026 Sanjan (Bloodborne Costco) PT Burtch, the Professor mintswirl Ozmourn CMM1215 | Clay @ SGDQ 2026 #SGDQ2026
Jimmy Neutron having a bright idea, but he forgot to take his Effexor: BRAIN ZAPS!