Renolethyn van Dragon

@eyelessmike.bsky.social

I'm constantly disappointed, time and again I'm about to make jerkin' off EXCITING again!

once again i am reminded this big fuckass van was a good purchase cause a dude in like his 60s driving a pickup and a trailer w/ landscaping equipment pulled over, complimented me, and asked if i was thinking of selling it lmao

Pretty sure one of the little twats who came up beside me while i was fishing and didn't catch anything called the warden to drive me off cause I "can't fish there" despite the only "no fishing" sign/verbiage being "north/upstream of the falls" and I was downstream

Even ostensibly pro-porn folks often talk like it's the presence of NARRATIVE that makes porn an art form, as though the erotic must be justified in order to elevate it from the mere mechanical production of arousal, and it always makes me feel like maybe we're not quite as "pro" as we think we are.

I hate having to keep emailing the financial aid office at this college but it's like phrasing a fucking Speak with Dead spell with these people and I struggle to get them to answer "what am I getting after the course costs, and when". I get the impression they don't want to help.

I've got another take on video game music actually: Specifically in the context of more jRPG style games, specifically the non-boss combat music has to be a total nonfactor or the hardest thing ever because the player's going to hear that shit WAY more than any other track

i'm probably not the first to come to this conclusion but i bet Raiden from Metal Gear Rising talks with that bit of gargle in his voice specifically because that's how Snake sounds And his character origin is as an experiment to reproduce Solid Snake

PSA for you if you are a game developer: your game does not have enough funky slap bass go listen to the toejam and earl soundtrack and do more of that. we have plenty of atmospheric orchestral and idk, idle keyboard shit. do something weird, man.