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EZP Em

@ezpem.bsky.social

🐛 Comics and drawings that serve to tide me over until space becomes real. (white they/them 28) 🐛 Comic: https://untempered-chain.webcomic.ws/

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EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ 7d ago

imagine if the title Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to Be a Magical Girl changes each episode and gradually loses patience like episode 2 is I Really Mean It [...], episode 3 is Are You Listening to Me [...], eventually the finale is For The Last Fucking Time I Don't Want to Be a Magical Girl

EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ last wk.

watsonian and doylist readings are both being overwhelmingly supplanted by the third method: "didn't read it, doesn't plan on reading it, is actively opposed to the idea of reading it, thinks reading it will taint their judgment"

EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ 2w ago

can you even imagine being the guy that made 67. leaving that big a mark on pop culture and nobody knows. not even like they know the song but not who it's by, they just don't even know it's from a song at all. beyond a one hit wonder bc it wasn't a hit or a wonder. a none hit nonder

EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ 3w ago

Nami: "we made it! we finally found the-" "... what the?! that's imposs-" "..." "let's go, luffy..." [luffy unlocked the lid of the One Piece Chest] [he didn't do anything else]

EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ 4w ago

the ceo of peanut butter (steaming with rage for some reason) : "let's emboss the expiration date on the side of the lid, 0.05 mm deep, no ink, so you have to hold it up to a light at the right angle to read it, one number at a time, because it's curved"

EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ 4w ago

the peak of wrestling was when WWE aired mysterious vignettes for four months about how Emma was reinventing herself as Emmalina for her return from hiatus and the payoff was that she walked out like "i'm Emmalina now! but i don't really like it. i'm going back to Emma" and then she left the company

chirasul@moth.gay ¡ 4w ago

since ive been unsble to find a paycheck job and get all my income from commissions, merch, and patreon, i can't really afford to take time off, ever. maybe its crass but it would be the most relief if anyone could send me some money so i can take time off to be with my family and make arrangements

EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ last mo.

deltarune doomer theorists who act like the story is going to end in a non sequitur that makes fun of you for buying the game and reading the dialogue are the most baffling fans of anything out there right now

EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ last mo.

i'm eating a salad, but luckily i don't have to worry about evil lettuce disease. because this lettuce is hydroponic, meaning that all of the water used in the growing process was 100% ponic

EZP Em@ezpem.bsky.social ¡ 2mo ago

i had a spot on my tongue where something was wrong and sweet things tasted bitter for months but then i got a really bad canker sore on that exact spot and when it healed it was back to normal. "did you try turning it off and then on again" seems to be older than computer