big guy at the gym asked for a bench press spot wow i must look soooo strong
my ethnically ambiguous sexy maybe straight guy gym crush is smelling CRAZY- help
do you think showing the judge my bsky will get me out of jury duty?
if you didn’t already know butt plug + massage gun combo is undefeated
gay guys be like ha ha you want my stinky sweaty pp? haha it smells. like so bad. i probably couldn’t even be in a small room with my loved ones it’s so bad. bc the musk
reminder that social media websites are 100% reading and recording your "private" messages
working at an enviro org is fun bc i can say “i don’t think we need to have this conversation while our backyards are burning” and people shut up
quote but i’m certain none of you babes need to defend anything ;p
this man i had a terrible hook up with 3 YEARS ago makes new sniffies profiles every other month to message me. why???
all that for the blue angels to cancel lmao we love to see it
maintaining multiple crushes at once, my 7th house is gushing with piscean venus energy
i love to see gays who present masc on the apps queening out in public
i could go out and whore or i could stay in and make a midnight bolognese. guess which is winning
you are a fucking loser if you think the blue angels are anything other than imperialist war machine propaganda and a waste of tax dollars
If you are under 30 + trying to clap back at Gregg Araki (a sixtysomething queer man who came of age during the AIDS crisis!) in a comments section about how it is "too dangerous" to be intimate with another person in 2k26, please kindly READ A BOOK (or even watch a doc!) about queer history.
let me take my doxy, resume my dungeon crawler carl audiobook, take this bubble bath and go tf to sleep