"Isn't it obvious? Kinda written on my face, big man."
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · last yr."So...Uh...Who are you?"
𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · last yr.Peek-a-boo. I always wear a nice tactical set of undergarments on my expeditions.
the first thing i look at in a man is his heart. the fact that his tits are in front of his heart is NOT MY FAULT.
you're lookin' at a bona-fide master of mischief. who should i impersonate next?
I am WAY too cute to be single. Where are the rich aristocrats to totally not extort and steal from!?
Mortals always call me a twink... it's not my fault I can't grow, but I do love to reap the advantages, mehehe...
innocence? the hell is that? love? the hell is that? Is it tasty? hey, i asked you if it’s tasty!
for my first order of business as head cheerleader, you guys are fucking garbage.
...whoa... i have... no idea... what's going on... what am i... why am i holding a frozen hunk of pork...?
// shouldn't need to be said but just because the account is 18+ doesn't mean i only want to do r-rated stuff. i love writing all kindsa scenarios so just hit me up
gonna start routinely posting art here, my own + some other kaius art i've gotten two eyeless gay-ass bitches courtesy of @kokukokuboo.bsky.social
