> Yaori ❤️ Yay * ( You agree, frankly. Yay is funnier. )
KRIS
@faintlycourageous.bsky.social
“ it's what they call ‘ https://you ’. ”
> I'm not sure we do ❤️ Like $10 give or take
— ᖴᒪOᗯEY.@petalshop.bsky.social · 3mo agoI'm glad we agree on the value of a life.
] this is one thing i like about writing kris with the SOUL. you can have all this horrifying inner turmoil and terror and fear . . . but in the end your choices are sometimes, even still, just a simple "Yes" or "No".
KRIS@faintlycourageous.bsky.social · 3mo ago* ( Your whole body tenses up. You can't seem to move, despite every muscle in your body screaming at you to run away. ) * ( This isn't right. This isn't right. This isn't right. ) * ( . . . You're shivering. Almost as if you're the one who's been frozen. ) > Yes ❤️ No
* (It's an angel doll.) * (Its lack of facial features is unsettling.)
] i'm a big fan of the concept that things in deltarune universe have the same names as in real life except just with "monster" added in front
xvii. THE STAR@shitsquad.bsky.social · 3mo agowhen i was 10 my dad made me so mad i stole his phone and posted a pic on his monster facebook of him wearing a yellow shirt captioned If you think you saw a school bus today it was probably just me #bigandproud
there's a big black censor bar over our eyes that says "fake smile"
KRIS@faintlycourageous.bsky.social · 3mo agothat's where the face shadow came from
that's where the face shadow came from
𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜@snowblazer.bsky.social · 3mo agoyou're kind of like those sad bart edits if you think about it
] i like to think they would've been perfectly on board with saying either of these
KRIS@faintlycourageous.bsky.social · 3mo ago❤️ Pranking is for Life > Were you born an old man
[ thinking about the time they bit berdly on the arm ] [ sighing forlornly like an old dog ]
i had to run downstairs and get a picture, and thankfully i did. nobody will believe me, but i got photo evidence of it. take this as you will.
THE FIRST HERO.@anxtherhim.bsky.social · 3mo agoone time i saw them outside of my window after the festival. it was midnight. mom was asleep. i heard something outside my window so i went to check, and i saw them in my driveway, just. looking at my window. like they knew i'd look out the window. at some point they turned grey.
⠀ ⠀Hey, you there. Watching me... whoever you are. Are you having fun? Is this entertaining for you? ⠀
* ( You recall being the Mario Party Gogurt champion. )
I thought about it as if I deserved it. As if I didn't have it good enough before. As if my life had any real problems. I was just being greedy, plain and simple. Getting my hopes up over some silly coincidence... It's all so stupid, I can't help but laugh. A-ha-ha...
whole party trans and nonbinary as hell
☆彡@richiepostslove.bsky.social · 3mo agoBut I can be your princess, Kris! If you want me to be!
oh, they're a sick person. they're the sickest person alive. is it inherent to being human? or is there something else so fundamentally broken about them, specifically?
] i can't believe i made a hlvrai reference here. this doesn't even make sense. which is better that way but y'know
KRIS@faintlycourageous.bsky.social · last yr.* ( . . . ) > I did it for symmetry
Kris ….. do you know, H-how to make a Piyp Bomb? if not, then, HaaaH, please shut the fuck up. grandpa is, Is at work ..
when i was 10 my dad made me so mad i stole his phone and posted a pic on his monster facebook of him wearing a yellow shirt captioned If you think you saw a school bus today it was probably just me #bigandproud
] i think occasionally about ❤️ She Look Very Nice
KRIS@faintlycourageous.bsky.social · 3mo ago* ( You don't like that there's another human here, and you don't like that he seems so. . . strangely familiar. ) > Leave Now. ❤️ What Your Name Sir
They let me lie to them and don't feel like they've been misled