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↑ 30 y.o / Age in bio or I block u / Minors + weirdos are unwelcomed I'm mostly a ghost (who needs a break)

To my work XP-dex, I can now add that I've been bitten (gently, evythg's fine) by a dog for helping their owner To their saying, it's sign of affection + play as their dog was happy to see them happy (As a non dog person + a first time it's surprising, but basically I get now the cuteness of dogs)

If this seems brash or gruff, yeah. Because it is. Every few years someone gets a dumb idea and I have to once again remind them I'm a living, breathing human being instead of an automatic fuck machine and they get upset. I don't give a fuck if me having boundaries upsets you. eat a dick.

Mini-Dom, Chapter 1 - Part 1 "Jabin is an orc and carpenter who makes furniture for all types of people and creatures, big or small! Duri is a punchy fairy who, despite being a fraction of Jabin’s size, doms the heck out of him. These are their horny tales!"

May you people express me in Moliere language this common urge to touch the p€nis (or tiddies) on sculptures. Please !? (This definitively gave me an idea though. Still, *sigh*)

Oops. Disappeared for a month but hey. That's okay (Reality is that I've to return to work and I hate this, but money is a good reason isn't it.) Meanwhile, brainstorming for a meme I've seen this month, with all credits to @splathousefic.bsky.social (who always let me have fun with their OCs <3)

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My sweet baby Bones has racked up some huge vet bills. So, I’m running a 20% sale on my Etsy with code ‘HELPBONES’. I also have commissions open (linked below). If you could spare some help for my Bonesy, I would greatly appreciate it!!!!

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I need to step away from the computer for a second: but let me know if you'd be interested in something say, Fox related (that's also sexy) as maybe a reward we could offer for hitting the vet bill goal? 🤔 A short fic just focused on him? A collection of sexy pin-ups? Something else??? Thank u

If you start T and you love dudes even more, awesome. If you start T and you love enbies more, AWESOME. If you love ANYONE more, AWESOME. Because it probably means you're feeling better about yourself and loving is just easier. There's really no reason for the random misogyny, y'all.

Chip on my shoulder, I still think about the posts that folks make where they say "oh, you'll lose interest in ALL women once you start T" because my journey has been the opposite and also WHAT A SHITTY ATTITUDE TO HAVE!! My love of women has only sky rocketed now that my body is more masculine.