To my work XP-dex, I can now add that I've been bitten (gently, evythg's fine) by a dog for helping their owner To their saying, it's sign of affection + play as their dog was happy to see them happy (As a non dog person + a first time it's surprising, but basically I get now the cuteness of dogs)
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↑ 30 y.o / Age in bio or I block u / Minors + weirdos are unwelcomed I'm mostly a ghost (who needs a break)
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Took Bsky off my phone, discord is now the quickest way to reach me. I'll be logging on here to post content and answer DMs when I have time.
If this seems brash or gruff, yeah. Because it is. Every few years someone gets a dumb idea and I have to once again remind them I'm a living, breathing human being instead of an automatic fuck machine and they get upset. I don't give a fuck if me having boundaries upsets you. eat a dick.
Nobody has done anything particularly wrong, but as I've gained a few followers on fansly and here who are quite new to what I/Splathouse are about, I wanted to make that clear. In short, I'm a stranger and we owe each other nothing. Never forget that.
3. I reserve the right to boundaries and removing access to me, my content at absolutely any time whatsoever for any reason whatsoever. No, I do not owe you a reason and demanding one will be met with a block. 4. Re-read rule number 1 again.
heyyy quick PSA before I get in the booth here, this isn't about anyone in particular: 1. You don't genuinely know me. You know my content, not me. Don't make the mistake of conflating the two. 2. I exist for my amusement, not yours. If I want to get to know you better, I will. Or not.
forgot to mention over here but i have full body slots open and waitlist for sketches and illustrations available :D link in profile
Couple with no problems because being together means no problems. ^___^ Ignore how they come home tired from mentally and physically exhausting fights with ex-friends.
Mini-Dom, Chapter 1 - Part 1 "Jabin is an orc and carpenter who makes furniture for all types of people and creatures, big or small! Duri is a punchy fairy who, despite being a fraction of Jabin’s size, doms the heck out of him. These are their horny tales!"
I made one for Mini-Dom and it still flopped so hard. 😂 At least it's cute!
Mini-Dom, Chapter 1 - Part 1 "Jabin is an orc and carpenter who makes furniture for all types of people and creatures, big or small! Duri is a punchy fairy who, despite being a fraction of Jabin’s size, doms the heck out of him. These are their horny tales!"
Art stream time! Working on various random things today! Watch here: www.twitch.tv/darkchibisha... And follow Cobyfrog to help with her Twitch goals/vet bills: www.twitch.tv/cobyfrog
May you people express me in Moliere language this common urge to touch the p€nis (or tiddies) on sculptures. Please !? (This definitively gave me an idea though. Still, *sigh*)
If you have enjoyed LITERALLY ANYTHING I have made this week, my CA is $SplathouseFic . gas is $4 a gallon in my area and I got three cats to feed, 'cause I can go hungry but they can't.
Bsky, j'ai besoin de ton aide. Je cherche un/une nutritionniste pas grossophobe en région parisienne pour qu'on adapte mes repas à mes taux de cholestérol et non à mon poids. Partages bienvenus.
Oops. Disappeared for a month but hey. That's okay (Reality is that I've to return to work and I hate this, but money is a good reason isn't it.) Meanwhile, brainstorming for a meme I've seen this month, with all credits to @splathousefic.bsky.social (who always let me have fun with their OCs <3)
PS: Our Kickstarter’s pre-launch page is now live! If you want to catch early bird discounts, be sure to click 'notify me' here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/tap...
Coming soon: Moments of Euphoria: An art book of trans joy & love
This collaborative 50+ page softcover book features illustrations of trans joy, love, and euphoria from all over the world.
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My most anxious cat needs serious vet care!! You can also help us by picking up a copy of Rose Princess! darkchibishadow.itch.io/the-fall-of-...
My sweet baby Bones has racked up some huge vet bills. So, I’m running a 20% sale on my Etsy with code ‘HELPBONES’. I also have commissions open (linked below). If you could spare some help for my Bonesy, I would greatly appreciate it!!!!
My sweet baby Bones has racked up some huge vet bills. So, I’m running a 20% sale on my Etsy with code ‘HELPBONES’. I also have commissions open (linked below). If you could spare some help for my Bonesy, I would greatly appreciate it!!!!
"The Fall of the Rose Princess" is a tm/f erotica novella that follows Rose as she navigates her complicated feelings now that her ex-knight has returned as a sexy villain! 100 pages of prose, 25 images, Part 2 coming soon! Buy the book here: darkchibishadow.bigcartel.com/product/rose...
Promoting the book again because my author has vet bills. Digital sales of the book help especially because we get a slightly higher cut. 💥 Digital version is here: darkchibishadow.itch.io/the-fall-of-... Regardless: ALL shares on the attached post help us out a lot: THANK YOU!
"The Fall of the Rose Princess" is a tm/f erotica novella that follows Rose as she navigates her complicated feelings now that her ex-knight has returned as a sexy villain! 100 pages of prose, 25 images, Part 2 coming soon! Buy the book here: darkchibishadow.bigcartel.com/product/rose...
I need to step away from the computer for a second: but let me know if you'd be interested in something say, Fox related (that's also sexy) as maybe a reward we could offer for hitting the vet bill goal? 🤔 A short fic just focused on him? A collection of sexy pin-ups? Something else??? Thank u
SALE! Right now, you can get *all* of my currently released tm/f stories for $10 -- alongside 11 other awesome stories! The Transhet Bundle #1 goes until the end of the accompanying jam so buy now, get inspired and make something cool! Get it here... itch.io/b/3844/trans...
This sale helps my author for Rose Princess who is currently trying to get funds for vet bills. Any shares are appreciated: thank you!
SALE! Right now, you can get *all* of my currently released tm/f stories for $10 -- alongside 11 other awesome stories! The Transhet Bundle #1 goes until the end of the accompanying jam so buy now, get inspired and make something cool! Get it here... itch.io/b/3844/trans...
If you start T and you love dudes even more, awesome. If you start T and you love enbies more, AWESOME. If you love ANYONE more, AWESOME. Because it probably means you're feeling better about yourself and loving is just easier. There's really no reason for the random misogyny, y'all.
Chip on my shoulder, I still think about the posts that folks make where they say "oh, you'll lose interest in ALL women once you start T" because my journey has been the opposite and also WHAT A SHITTY ATTITUDE TO HAVE!! My love of women has only sky rocketed now that my body is more masculine.