This started with an old man who was at a diner I went to regularly once a week. He was in his 80s, his daughter worked there. We'd always share a joke or the news. I didn't know his name, just called him Hoss. He loved chewing tobacco and jesus and his daughter. He was a carpenter.

Splathouse Fiction: Nice And Safe(tm)@splathousefic.bsky.social · 20h ago

Sometimes I think "wow you have been a pall bearer a lot" and then I remind myself I can think of no higher honor than holding those I love one last time. Your legs might have failed you, but I won't friend. Not today, not ever. Of course I will carry you. As ever.

my mom has MS and it would mean a lot to me if you donated.

Drew Scanlon@drewscanlon.bsky.social · 9h ago

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

If you're new to me drunkenly posting time cube lore this is your starting point

Splathouse Fiction: Nice And Safe(tm)@splathousefic.bsky.social · 3w ago

In the time cube butt naked slapping the cart to my tongue speaking to Post Humans about how our species went. There's a bombed out KFC on the horizon, the bricks glowing hot with memories of violence all but forgotten. Snakes lactate now apparently and their milk is hallucinogenic

Sometimes I think "wow you have been a pall bearer a lot" and then I remind myself I can think of no higher honor than holding those I love one last time. Your legs might have failed you, but I won't friend. Not today, not ever. Of course I will carry you. As ever.

They say when people die they're but memories, but over the course of my life I've come to find that false. I carry my dead with me. A pendant my father gave me. Knowledge of trees and the woods from my grandfather. Biscuits, cooking, conversation and the value of a cig from my grandmothers.

This is the second or third town I have heard about this happening with similar statistics. At some point we have to call it what it is: AI data centers are fueling black genocide.

Kelly@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 2d ago

Gary, Indiana is 77% percent Black. Thousands have been without power for nearly two weeks. Many are without safe water. Yet every data center is operational & using enormous amounts of both power and water. This is what oligarchy looks like. Everyone suffers so the 1% can make even more.

Hop out the time cube in a fashion so beguiling and esoteric that the sun reflects off my pendant, blinding the demi-urge who misses the shot on the grassy knoll. JFK survives, disbands the CIA and divorces Jackie O. He marries Marilyn, and she becomes the First Bad Bitch Lady in office.

You gotta be scared of women that give you a cute nickname those bitches are succubi sent by the state to undermine your revolutionary efforts

Is that... That's... THAT'S PETER!

It'S Johnny That'S My Son

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈@danifroom.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hell yeah, Spider-Man

my puritan wrath is just

New time cube lore tonight I got the fever

Project Pat is the best American rapper and it's not even close

MY ALL WHITE MANAGEMENT TEAM: wow jack you're great at selling THC! THE FORBIDDEN TRUTH THAT IF I UTTERED WOULD LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF HELL: thanks, in the 2000s I sold crack and coke to an overwhelming amount of our customers and know their hearts deeper than god

You're a model who's late for a fitting. M4M VA: Vanity Cain VO - ADULTS ONLY 🔞 Proof: Kae Eff Patreon | Patreon Shop | Substar | Bandcamp | Booth

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The ending for GTA6 actually leaked and it's a shock to absolutely no one who has played a single one of their games in 20 years

The Evening Primrose@theeveningprimrose.bsky.social · 3d ago

Instead I'm excited for the new Borderlands 4 dlc 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

I'd be excited about GTA 6 but I'm in my late thirties, gainfully employed and have wonderful social bonds with other people.

I was raised catholic-baptist, with a menorah on my grandmother's fireplace as that's who we were in czechloslovakia. I'm gonna be worm bait before I judge someone for their faith.

my favorite memory of working the stores so far is a bunch of upper management were around and they were like "JACK! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NEW YORK!" "I like that mumdani fella, he's doing real good for them yankees" "MAMDANI!" and they just busted into bragging about what a good muslim he was.

The coolest thing my boss has done was shown me how many people were at Mecca last year, and very eagerly explained to me why it was important. I listened and asked questions, he was happy to explain. Next thing I know goat and rice is in front of me.

bossman paid me early so I hit him with that مع إنك لحالك، ما بتشعر بالوحدة أبداً يا خي

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A woman looked at me like this once in 2016 and forever changed the trajectory of my life You hurl simp like a slur and here I am. Loved in ways you'll never know. At peace. Dick wet.

Splathouse Fiction: Nice And Safe(tm)@splathousefic.bsky.social · 5d ago

Your honor I'm in love with her

I love that Reacher is seemingly a show about the worlds most jacked medium woke autistic guy stumbling upon Regional Watergates

Fake goth women aged 40+ my DMs are open and I eat box like a man starving at sea for six months

THERE'S PARTS OF THE GAME I LOVE! the lean into super natural, random notes and so much more. But you gotta dig.

Sean@pubbyhormfcat.bsky.social · 4d ago

there is so much potential for the game to be better and it makes me angry every time I play through it. Plots that go nowhere, unfinished concepts....

TO THE PERSON THAT JUST SENT ME $500 THANK YOU, I OWE YOU A HELLUVA LOT

Splathouse Fiction: Nice And Safe(tm)@splathousefic.bsky.social · 4d ago

TIPS ON CA ARE APPRECIATED, I GOT THREE HUNGRY KITTIES TO FEED

TIPS ON CA ARE APPRECIATED, I GOT THREE HUNGRY KITTIES TO FEED

Going to be working on commissions tonight and getting them done. If you're interested in securing one yourself, read this and DM me <3 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Jack's Commissions 2026

OH GOOD HEAVENS, IT’S JACK’S UPDATED COMMISSION SHEET! MY GOSH, LOOK AT THESE DEALS! RULES: Work on your commission doesn’t begin until I have been paid. Payment is up front via Fansly or Cashap...

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I'M NEVER ONE TO TURN AWAY CHOPPIN' INTO GOBLINS: youtu.be/ND6NTOqqcKc

CHOP GOBLINS

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