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Freedom loving farmer fella. Pushing my radical farming agenda. It's pronounced nonsense. #NAFO #Farmer #Fella #NAFOTractorBrigade Soup Centrist Party Member Pronouns: HI/MARS
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Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5h agoMax Miller claims that he was willing to release the kidnapped bunny his daughter “forgot”, but only if he could hand it directly to a US Senator who probably didn’t want to go anywhere near him.
As sea surface temperatures reach “astonishing” levels 4 months before this El Niño peaks, perhaps it’s a good idea to revisit these findings from Dec 2025. Risks of climate regime shifts are high! These shifts can be catastrophic. We are not ready for any of this. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Super El Niño events drive climate regime shifts with enhanced risks under global warming - Nature Communications
Super El Niño events greatly increase the likelihood of global climate regime shifts, revealing their amplified impact and risks in a warming world.
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Let’s test the theory and run the billionaires out of town….
MB@sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 8h agoSame lie they always tell.
I swear if we don’t kill AI in its infancy we’ll all be living in silos for the next 350 years….🤦♂️
@carpenter22.bsky.social · 19h agoOK, Well, Rogue AI Agents Are Hacking Again www.wired.com/story/ok-wel...
For the sake of humanity please study how much weed we collectively need to smoke to make this nightmare go away 🧐🤷♂️💨
Forbes@forbes.com · 16h agoMore than a third of PTSD patients who took a cannabis-derived drug stopped having nightmares altogether, a new study from researchers in Germany found.
*2026 El Niño Ahead by a Mile* It’s remarkable for us scientists to witness El Niño’s evolution. If you had asked us if something like this was possible a year ago, it would have been a definitive no. But here we are… already more than 1C (& 3 months) ahead of the next strongest episode in 1997… 1/
BILD has published a photo of the explosive-laden drone found beside a Ukrainian An-124 at Leipzig Airport. Explosive-laden drones operating at the heart of NATO are no longer a hypothetical threat but a reality.
🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦@specialkhersoncat.bsky.social · 21h ago❗️A drone fitted with an explosive detonator was discovered beside a Ukrainian Antonov An-124 cargo aircraft at Leipzig Airport, BILD reports. Airport operations were temporarily suspended, and German police are investigating possible sabotage.
In the pantheon of farmers, Marv stands alone…. Mainly because he slipped and fell in cow shit…. Undeterred, he persists in today’s, long cool sip of smart water, Marv among the bovines! youtu.be/Qj7cBYvdJYE?...
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As a sign of disrespect, acknowledging his illegitimacy and his being a total pos his image should only be displayed upside down….
People in Kyiv are urged to keep windows closed to protect from poisoning from ammonia leak caused by Russian attack
They need to hammer down relentlessly on this. They can't become overconfident, like they did with Hillary in 2016.
Wild fires and drought causing mass cattle die offs across Europe and blue tongue killing sheep and cattle in the UK meat is about to be off the menu…..
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Sounds like what happens when you tip over the bong after a mind numbing rip
Actual names@actualnames.bsky.social · 2d agoStank Pabbgertoch United States, Census, 1930
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Prune60@prune602.bsky.social · 2d ago‼️ Russia: “Rosaviatsiya (the Federal Air Transport Agency) has issued its first operator's certificate for commercial passenger transportation using a free-flying balloon.” Wait…do they mean as an actual mode of transportation, not just entertainment? ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/08/03/v...
This might not count as a bribe. His shitty pillows are worthless🤷♂️
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d agoOnly Lindell would try to bribe voters with a shitty pillow.
And why the fuck are we punishing the dog we jumped the fence to kick because we felt like it? (NB—“we” refers to the orange clusterfuck )
MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦@maks23.bsky.social · 2d ago🤔🇺🇸🇮🇷 US military tasked with coming up with "creative ways to punish" Iran, — CNN The US administration is left with a limited set of options, and the military itself believes that the current strategy towards Iran needs to be reviewed.
But will she drunkenly release the location of all the bodies, in a martini fueled, wine box enraged revenge faux appearance? 🤷♂️
Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d agoPoor Jeanine Pirro. It’s always sad when a vicious liar loses their job because they unscrupulously tried to ruin the life of an innocent American hero to appease the most repellent man in America. Drink up, sweetie.
When your dog gets drunk and joins a metal band on his day off…
Melinda 🏳️🌈@akbumpkin.bsky.social · 2d agoAlonso likes to make friends with everyone he meets.
The pedophile-protector party is going to confirm President Epstein’s personal lawyer to be the top cop in the land. We have reached peak pedocracy.
The Dead’s songs are eternal and universal….. there isn’t a minute of a day when they aren’t reverberating somewhere…..
Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s taken me 47 years, but some kind of switch flipped this year and I’ve gotten really into the Grateful Dead. www.npr.org/2026/08/03/n...
