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Former JCPenny model (1985-86). San Luis Obispo, CA
Haley Stevens is so offputting I’ve seen almost nobody on this app say her critics are being sexist and that’s really quite an accomplishment
Listened to the first 5 mins and immediately made the impulse purchase of a lifetime.
Eric@uwebollocks.bsky.social · 2w agoToday on Soundtracker, I'm joined by @veryimportant.lawyer to talk about DIRTY WORK. This one is a bit of a cheat but I'm not gonna turn down an opportunity to talk about Norm Macdonald. Links below! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2nqx...
The second greatest Egyptian winger to ever play for the club. All hail Trez.
Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · yesterday🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah to Trabzonspor, here we go! Club confirms agreement in place for the Egyptian striker. Salah joins on two year deal as free agent after leaving Liverpool.
cracking up at the Revenge Is Inevitable photo on the Reuters homepage
GOT TICKETS TO THE GOLD MEDAL MATCH YAIS
dæv@farris.bsky.social · 4mo agoWomen’s handball bronze medal match hell yeah
Withdrawing from an X Money ATM and all the bills are printed with CSAM and/or your skull dimensions.
The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.X Money is launching in the US starting today
Claude please make a plan of action for the day based on my inbox, and then execute that plan step by step. I will get started jacking off to pornography
On a run and had to tell the cars who ran me off the road while they were turning into the Charlie Kirk Church to fuck off. Which is praxis, actually.
If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.
KUTV2News@kutv2news.bsky.social · 2w agoThe fiancée of 1st Lt. Tyler Feehan is sharing an emotional tribute to the 25-year-old Army officer killed in action while serving in Jordan amid the conflict with Iran.
Just saw a guy on my flight surfing some reactionary-looking website called Zero Hedge, then his Cornell Law class, and only paused to dig around in his ear AND THEN EAT IT. HE ATE HIS EAR GUNK HAHAHAHA
I walked 2.5 miles because I was feeling good AND hungry. You know what time it is.
dæv@farris.bsky.social · 2w agoI’m going to do something mildly stupid but highly rewarding brb
Last morning run in Louisville. Goodbye to my river.
dæv@farris.bsky.social · 2w agoI may have left but I will be forever faithful to The Great Ohio River.
ate Ethiopian food and solved all the world’s problems with @actioncookbook.com and @farris.bsky.social . I get tired of online sometimes but have been reminded this month of all the people it’s given me, near and far
I may have left but I will be forever faithful to The Great Ohio River.
We are going to be one of the most unlikable teams in the league (derogatory).
Sent this to the lads in the chat but I lived here for 20 years and never once saw this outlet.
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