Dawn

@502eire.bsky.social

a sad tomato. three miles of bad road.

I just saw a tiktok of AES dancing to Whitney and I really have been paying as little attention as possible to that race because I did not realize that he is hot

I get sick sick very rarely but about once a month - but not like consistent with my cycle I think it might be my GLP? - I wake up feeling like absolute dogshit (headache, nausea etc) and it clears in a day and today is that day and I am miserable

just reading a panicky reddit post about a drug test for a job and since I couldn’t post on main about job hunting most of you missed the meltdown I had worrying that new job was going to spring a drug test on me after I’d given notice at old job. I could have used y’all talking me down about that 😂

I wouldn’t mind if after this election night nobody ever posted a poll again (I’m looking at you, Texas) but maybe that’s just me

I just saw a TikTok of someone whose kid asked them if Trump eats so much McDonald’s because it has his name in it and I honestly don’t know how that never occurred to me but it does feel true

Haley Stevens is so offputting I’ve seen almost nobody on this app say her critics are being sexist and that’s really quite an accomplishment

I don’t think a lot of accountants follow me so this won’t mean much but one of my first priorities in this job (as set by me) is to do a full balance sheet scrub and as I’m digging into it I can tell a lot of these accounts haven’t been reconciled for a couple of years at least 💀

Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.

Two orange cats in a cage with food and water.Two orange cats in a cage with food and water.Two orange cats laying on the floor. Two orange cats in a spare bathroom with food and water and a litter box.
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4w ago

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black.

I am begging you, when someone makes a joke that is not the most obvious joke on a topic, do not reply with the obvious joke. If you are thinking "but how am I supposed to know what the obvious joke is?," hit like and scroll on.

when I am president of bluesky reposting more than two posts from someone else’s thread will be illegal. if you haven’t convinced me to go read it at that point I am simply not interested

I am switching from vials of Zepbound to something called a KwikPen (thanks I hate it) and there are literally 17 steps to the instructions so I’m already anxious about injecting on Friday lol. I just have to remind myself how many people are using this correctly every week

skincare girlies (gender neutral) when a serum says to use it a.m. and p.m. are we doing that or are we thinking they’re trying to sell more serum 

my boss is out for a medical procedure and she told me she’s only able to do it because I’m there. I sent her an email and her out of office directs people to me so I feel like I’ve officially settled in to the job

there is currently a woman on TikTok posting about how dumb her husband is and everyone in the comments is trying to tell her he has signs of early onset dementia and I might actually be on the side of the diagnosers on this one but I’m hoping it’s just rage bait