time for me to become incorporeal, goodnight

stealing oomfs drafts wasn’t as fun as I thought it’d be

when you run out of likes on hinge and have to send a rose instead

been watching a lot of Task Master this last week as the parents have been here and I am annoyingly super attracted to Alex Hall

sponsoring hole at mini golf

bsky was down? No wonder my posts weren’t getting likes

just read the words “will be the death of me” and that put Come And Get It by Selena Gomez in my head 😵‍💫

what I hear when me and maggie talk

Maggie G. Macdoodlesmith@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social · 9h ago

thank you maggie

humpday naptime

a thread of the books I’ve read this year 🙂‍↕️

me ordering multiple bags of fries from McDonald’s:

trina vega stan account@anthonyisa.top · 13h ago

Sides. Matter.

when he asks you to ride it

I long to be incorporeal

bored in the house and I’m in the house bored

everyone arguing on the valley season finale

I guess it’s not a negative comment at least but … who cares what this rat has to say?

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · yesterday

Piers Morgan talks about Ariana Grande: “I've no idea what's going on with Ariana Grande but I do know, after spending a random evening with her in a Beverly Hills restaurant a few years ago, that she's a genuinely great person: intelligent, funny, engaging, and of course, supremely talented...”

totally just realized idgaf

fuck it! I’m having a cuppa

in Britain we call it gherkinball

trina vega stan account@anthonyisa.top · yesterday

catch me outside the pickleball court, how bout that?

attractive train guard, quick lemme delete my ticket so I have to make up for it another way 👀

there was a #Healing

Quang@currentlyquang.xyz · 2d ago

Maggie G. Macdoodlesmith liked your post.

I shoved a whole can of baked beans up my ass

@bravo and probably @andy cohen

whose pussy is this?

went to a bookshop and managed to not buy any books

they’re so cute with their curly hair and lemon shirt 🤩

matt ♡.@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social · 3d ago

oh no think I’m actually crushing on the NB cutie at work, they just smiled at me and it was a pretty smile 🫠