Carlos B. Eaton
@someheifer.bsky.social
Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you’d like. IG -> @someheifer 🇩🇴🇵🇷 📍Chicago
So like if bloomf is one of your followers, what is it called when you don’t follow someone and they don’t follow you either? Is that just like… some guy?
Me on Raging Bull at Six Flags Great America
matt ♡.@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social · 23m agothis is such a rollercoaster!!!
Locals sensing that f words are currently on their way to overtake the city of Chicago
Something about knowing v*n j*nes is sad today makes me wanna NUT
National Underwear Day? Allow me to reheat these nachos
I posted a picture of my hole and pole for .00001 seconds so congratulations to everyone who was able to see it
Me explaining the importance of fried plantains
trina vega stan account@anthonyisa.top · 6h agoSides. Matter.
The first self aware thing he’s said in years
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4h agoFetterman: "I own mirrors. I know I'm an ugly guy."
Even she’s like VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO So like… vote blue no matter who and shut up, innit
VoteHub@votehub.com · 4h agoNEWS — Haley Stevens has endorsed Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan U.S. Senate race against Republican Mike Rogers.
Pretty sure when you win the election it's a big election night. Pretty sure when your party's leadership all endorses the loser, it means the leadership is out of touch with the electorate.
Politico@politico.com · 11h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Literally up at 11:30 PM on a school night watching the returns of a state I don’t even live in 😭
Velodus✨@velodus.bsky.social · 15h agoHow it's going to feel watching election night results come in for the rest of my life
if nothing else another big night for the "polling in the no-one-picks-up-their-phone-anymore Era is cooked" take
G Elliott Morris@gelliottmorris.com · 16h agoLooks like a 10-15 point polling miss in Michigan regardless of who wins. And people have been writing a lot of electability takes using this data. It’s dangerous out there folks be safe
Baby let me play Pokopia and try and forget that Michigan exists
i think i’m gonna die in this… Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
adrian.@penacolada2293.bsky.social · 18h agoi think i’m gonna die in this… super 8.
There’s a whole genre of YouTube that’s just “I HEARD CHICAGO WAS THE MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD SO COME WITH ME I HOPE I DONT GET MURD- … WAIT… ITS ACTUALLY QUITE NICE??”
Imma wish that @imaaronrobert.bsky.social loved me more than anyone in the fucking world. That should be fine, no?
