+through each major spot, destroying everything in his path. Once he had destroyed enough, he would float up and look down at his handiwork, a smirk on his face now. "There. I can't let Metal get away with this level of destruction and rot."
Metal Sonic
@fatefulrival.bsky.social
⠀⠀「 I ᴀᴍ Sᴏɴɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ Hᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ—𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 」 ⇢ [carrd bio WIP] ⇠ | #SonicRP
+eye, before he'd zip off, a boom as he did so along with a trail of energy. "I need to do this." Fist extended, and he would launch his attack, barreling through everything he had to, a grimace on his face as he destroyed what was sapping the energy of the zone, explosions behind him as he went +
why be friends with sonic. Metal is right there. he's smarter, he's cooler, he doesnt talk all the fuckin time. is that not enough to offset that he kind of wants to kill you. unreasonable
“First of all, I DON’T fear anything. Secondly, even if that EVER happened — at least /I/ know how to weaponize my issues! Not a single one of you are paragons are sanity or competence by comparison, sit down.”
I think it's insane that the most revealing and vulnerable line Metal Sonic has ever said was "See me as I am, no longer afraid of anything" while having a manic episode as a kaiju like girl you stole a hummer and you're flooring it on the freeway you're not a supreme being you are on a coke high
“Maybe it is due time I pay HQ a visit. I don’t think I can delay another update.”
put on a fireworks show for the badniks and by fireworks i mean i strapped some dynamite to coconuts and threw him off the egg carrier
|| I am not immune to crumbs!!!! I’ll slurp ts up every damn time!!!!!! 😩💙
“What’s the matter, hedgehog? Feeling long in the fang? I’ll *always* be here if you wish to expedite resolution of that crisis.”
Sonic@loathsomecopy.bsky.social · 2mo ago"... hey. No. That's not." Sudden grimace. "I don't like that number. Can we subtract about 15 from it?"
“See- If you can find opportunity stroke your ego in response to others, why *not* take it? Admittedly it’s just fun for me to rile you all up.”
Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Who said anything about being liked? Do I ever look like I'm here to make friends and impress people?" "...Then again I just impress people naturally. Don't gotta try at that. Excellence is simply in my blood."
“Eggnet: Set reminder for Sonic’s 40th birthday. Eugh. I’ll be doing him a favor at that point-”
Sonic@loathsomecopy.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Oh, I'll give you a pair alright..." mumbled, of course. "Meh, why don't ya ask me later, maybe I'll be ready then, who knows."
“I’m not here to be liked. I don’t care what any of you think of me, really- but I’ll give you points for the new comparison.”
Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Aaaaand just like that you've decided to wipe your metaphorical ass with any credibility you had." "What a shame. You were about to escape your status of being the Temu knockoff of an amateur hack, too."
“Oh, I intend to do much more than that. But I’ll reserve one for your sake.”
ᴅʀ. ᴇɢɢᴍᴀɴ@eggempiremaster.bsky.social · 2mo ago"So very accurate... I won't bother since I know he won't listen to me. Make sure to give that pest a good punch in the face when you eventually catch up to him."
“Shut up. My protocol is urging me to tell you to ‘kill yourself’, but I _very much_ would prefer the satisfaction of inflicting that task myself. Have you grown a pair to solo me *yet*?”
Sonic@loathsomecopy.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Make me, coward."
“I- I’m sorry— is there a gas leak or something?? Since when have *you* procreated? I have not been gone THAT long!”
#38 Sonic The Hedgehog 🦔@trans-timevelocity.bsky.social · 2mo agoStaring. Blinking. Expression of disbelief. "...Wow. Okay, pointy! First of all, backwards! Second, he's your dad?! Third, I'm not gonna control what my kids do, but if I were your Dad, which I'm glad I'm not, discipline is a training session, which you need both of," he said with a grin.
“Tell HIM to stop evading me like a pansy, then. I’ve been pursuing him for quite some time now, but it’s always—“ (In his most whiny emulation of Sonic’s voice, mocking gestures and all) ‘oH mEtAl wAaAaIiIiIt- I wAnT tO gEt StRoNgEr BeFoRe FiGhTiNg YoU aGaInNnN! [>_<]’ “It’s pathetic, really.”
ᴅʀ. ᴇɢɢᴍᴀɴ@eggempiremaster.bsky.social · 2mo ago"... "You could at least give that rodent a birthday beating for me."
“I’m right a majority of the time. Not that you mouth breathers listen to me in the first place.”
Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · 2mo ago"Can't believe I'm agreeing with you for once."
“Why would I ‘celebrate’ anything related to the world’s biggest fraud, *or* my regrettably incompetent creator? It’s all a load of nonsense. How about he do something TRULY impressive–: die.”
|| Finally got my hands on this freak!! (It’s awesome)
|| I should know better than thinking I could ever escape the trenches 😩
