I'll bet all the people who said Star Trek was dead in 2017 are feeling... pretty jazzed right now, because as it turns out they were only off by 9 years which is good for them in the grand scheme of their pathetic lives
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Best picture... unless ya know other directors have said similar things, but I'm not willing to check...
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 2d ago‘Wildwood’ director Travis Knight on AI: “A pencil is a tool. A paintbrush is a tool. A 3D printer is a tool. A digital capture is a tool. AI is not a tool. AI can go fuck itself.”
Me: So it's 100% randomness? Feed the Scortchpot: No, there's a lot of strategy Me: Is there any way to avoid instant death? Feed the Scortchpot: no... Me: so it's 100% randomness? Feed the Scortchpot: Well... you played the tutorial seed for 2 hours so... fuck you?
People are throwing Joseph Campbell under the bus before just admitting that Nolan is a terrible director?
Alternate ending "You just have to wish I never made my first wish!" "I wish Nikki would win the battle royale" "NOOOO!"
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 3d agoNikki from OBSESSION joins FORTNITE tomorrow. You wished for this...
Guys, you can't shrinkflate the shelves without coordinating with the people who are supposed to be shrinkflating the shelf brackets!
Me (Emerging from my mind palace): Baby lock them doors and then turn down for what
And the oscar goes to who ever put the word "Shocking" in this post
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 6d agoMeta has suddenly suspended the No Kings Instagram account in the middle of the No Kings' national day of action. This shocking censorship comes just weeks before the midterm election.
All the shit you already had, but owned by nazis! Where's all our money?
Karl Bode@karlbode.com · last wk.nice
Come the fuck on I don't even watch shorts about shows I like to avoid this garbage
I hope what I'm about to say isn't sus as fuck but doesn't that have to go the other way around? like who's sitting there not attracted to horses but still watching "Carlson content"
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · last wk.Tucker Carlson: "If you look at pornography enough or bestiality videos all day, after a while... it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it."
Recently out of work British garrote wire salesman: Well, at least I have my fallback plan, filming myself having consensual sex with an actress pretending to be related to me, now to finish reading this headline....
People seem to think this anime doesn't have a dub despite the dub being listed on the crunchyroll page? Like what happens if you click on that? Did CR just make up a fake dub? I can't find any evidence of this dub on any... perfectly legal websites, and I'm not making a CR account is it real?
I read that wrong, I thought it said "the west" and tried to figure out what "Detroit healthcare" was
Xela Hart@xelahart.bsky.social · last wk.
It's almost a joke at this point, but the entire story of Mamdani's mayorship really has been "it turns out we can just turn off the orphan grinding machine, the switch was right there the whole time."
Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · last wk.New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin have reached a deal to abolish NYC's horse carriage industry — a critical breakthrough in a decadeslong, politically fraught effort to ban the tourist attraction. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
Name one problem that can't be solved with a 3some challenge: Impossible
XyeH₂O@xyeh2o.bsky.social · 2w agoLove triangle
Resident Evil: The gig economy is an extinction level injustice Some chud: uhhhh not woke
guinevere@graceashcroft.bsky.social · last wk.That’s oomf on my Instagram feed via screenshot AGAIN. @airbagged.bsky.social is constantly doing numbers on other sites via screenshots lmao. 😭 the poster boy of how fun it is to dunk on chuds.
Disney: everything has to be family friendly,but in a strictly hetero way Also Disney: ay yo is that Teen Suicide machine for sale?
Ant@agramuglia.bsky.social · last wk.People are prematurely celebrating this. They're getting debt relief and selling their company to Disney. It's probably not going to be the end of the service.
New movie idea: Nazi shitheads trick aging action star into appearing in propaganda and he uses his action movie acting skills to murder all the nazi shitheads who tricked him
Ant@agramuglia.bsky.social · 2w agoSo Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
I don't even get any comfort or solace about being right anymore I just want it all to stop
Ant@agramuglia.bsky.social · 2w agoI enjoy how half this episode was just him getting disemboweled repeatedly
I don't have the energy to walk into the ocean, I need the ocean to come to me
