so a federally mandated public execution ended up being the October surprise that's crazy
mother
@fatnudes.bsky.social
wife, mother, 5000 year old eldritch horror 🦇
love how Instagram is like "get a load of this shit.. you're gonna hate it"
watching tom hardy clips to cleanse my brain after being served so many sh*ne g*llis reels
the suit hasn p*ker is wearing in his ziwe interview is a hate crime
nic cage hating AI is such a nic cage thing to do he was the national treasure all along
tidal doesn't have a very specific johnny cash song i wanna listen to day canceled
one of my babies is flying on a big ol plane for the first time what the hell
tornado watch notification woke me up so that's how today's gonna be
husband makes cabbage soup and then is shocked when wife's gas smells awful
foster pup is literally pouting like a baby bc i won't let him eat more cat poop
yesterday foster pup couldn't eat couch, coffee table or the fabric loose underneath the loveseat no all he was offered was low grain lamb food specially designed for his sensitive skin and tummy
still mourning the losses of Max and Indiana especially with how close together it happened being able to channel some of that into fostering the pup has been great and prob saved me another mental breakdown lmao
pumpkin spice is not pumpkin flavored, necessarily it just means it has cinnamon, clove and nutmeg ok
this is an anti r*pe acct so if you hold any illusions that those cornell dudes did nothing wrong unfollow me, block, etc and whatnot
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
securing my tickets for the 20th Anniversary showing of Pan's Labyrinth
my doctor is pretty sure he's documented enough medical issues to get insurance to cover a fupaectomy 🙏🙏 gonna see some plastics docs soon