Fats Durston

@fatsdurston.bsky.social

#WutC #OSR w/o context "Wait, you're not eunuchs?!" "No, you can't have our food." "Don't think we want to sleep on barrow island." "It's the donut-that-saved-the-monorail-sized." "The dragon will guard 'our' treasure while we find a bigger boat." "Let's throw a big rock to honor his sacrifice."

#OSR #WutC w/o context (mostly): "Speak our names from the mountaintops!"--"There are no mountains on this island!" "I don't love that [spike in the chest] for you, Bill." I mime belly laughing. "Those are concerningly large paw prints." "Aiming for the Axhole." "Smells like dogshit."--"Perceptive."

Half-year TTRPG Report: 84 Sessions: 36 GM’d & 48 played; 22 players, 20 co-players & 6 GMs; 13 Systems (Liminal Horror, Death in Space, Black Sword Hack, Glaive, OSE, 5E, Delta Green, Honey Heist, Maze Rats, Obligatory Sample Rules, Stay Frosty, Knave, WutC). 11 modules run 7 modules played

#WolvesUponTheCoast w/o context "I could chain the angry statue to my neck." "If we're gonna piss off some druids..." "I will find the person throwing these rocks and kill them." "I am not going to shove my sword in that shit, how hard were you hit in the head?" "I move his final poo onto the pile."

#D&D (Wolves Upon The Coast) w/no more context: "We're free now, we don't have to be raiders!"--"Maybe the town will point us in the right direction to raid targets." "We're here to trade blubber!" "I am *not* going to tell them you rode the whale." "This is when imposter syndrome sets in."

TTRPG so far, 2026: 67 Sesh: 32 GM’d, 35 played; 20 players, 15 coplayers & 5 GMs; 11 Systems (Liminal Horror, Death in Space, Black Sword Hack, Glaive, OSE, 5E, Delta Green, Honey Heist, Maze Rats, Obligatory Sample Rules, Stay Frosty) Modules: 9 run (1 own), 5 played (2 unpub'd) 14 minis painted

I wasn't going to participate in the whole #GoT15 thing, cuz... well, I don't work for HBO anymore (haha) but I owe the show and its fans so much, I thought I'd post a bit about the first episode I wrote - 104: 'Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things'... which premiered 15 years ago today... (cont)

Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister

#d&d w/o context "We built this city--" "So, you're Jefferson Flying City?" "Flying city?! That totally solves the sewage problem!"--"Is that why call the area it flew in 'The Wasteland'?" "What do you say we get out of here, horse?" "Is there a gallows? To look at, as a tourist..." "It was rusty!"