ABOUT ME: I’m only 3-dimensional up close. Past a certain distance I’m rendered as 2d to save processing time.
Scansion and rhyme? Trust that every time. No rhyme and no scansion? Well that’s probably less trustworthy.
Bad news is I had to suffer through a monthlong turf war between my dentist and my doctor, good news is that an ENT has now pronounced my mouth “pretty normal”.
Image typical of the body diversity in a Kojima game.
Metal Gear Solid Image Bot@randommetalgear.bsky.social · 6d ago
Mr. Peanut has known death and returned. Let the others kill me; with him on my side, death is not the end.
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
*on the phone* ok, here’s the pitch: short horse. Mhm. Short. Horse. *getting angry* No, NOT like a pony, a pony is SMALL. I’m talking just as LONG, but SHORT.
Elmo: Oh look Mr. Noodle, these Argive sailors have come to visit you! I bet they’d like something to eat.
Can’t believe there’s been all this discourse about the casting for the Odyssey, and yet I’m only just now discovering that the cyclops is played by Mr. Noodle from Sesame Street.
I stopped watching Marvel movies after Endgame, and every trailer I’ve seen since has left me more convinced that I’m God’s perfect brain genius for having done so.
Very strange to hear people who wouldn’t use the word “crazy” to describe a person but will happily say someone “has a personality disorder” when they mean “is a jerk”.
As a non-anime knower, the replies to this feel like a circle of wizards debating which incantation is verily most foule.
Mike Toole@miketoole.com · 3w agoWhat's the worst anime you've ever seen?
*getting my facts about 1989 mixed up* Taylor Swift, tear down this wall.
all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.
I have now finished Metal Gear Solid 5, and GODDAMNIT Kojima, you were licensing all that music and you couldn’t fit this one in there? It was period appropriate! You could have at least let me name the dang horse.
Fattig@fattig.bsky.social · 3mo agoIf I don’t find a cassette tape of A Horse With No Name in this game—in which I do, in fact, ride through the desert on a horse with no name—I will be so dang mad.
Going for a run later today, and I just remembered that the last time I went on this route I saw two adult quails shepherding a whole mess of little baby quails (quaillings? qualitos?)
My only VAR opinion is that the VAR refs shouldn’t have to wear their uniforms since they’re not on the field. Let em wear sweatpants.
Logging in to my bank website on every computer I get access to, just for the thrill of receiving a text.
I don’t love how a lot of basic information is obscured behind QR codes now. I shouldn’t have to get my phone out to tell when closing time is. My broke ass runs out of data every month.
I understand Ryan Seacrest hosted ABC’s 4th of July telecast. Must have been a high water mark for him.
Star Fox, despite his name, has many vulpine qualities but zero stellar ones. I’m not quibbling with the character design, I just think it’s fun to imagine the opposite.
THE TIME OF THE IMAGE IS ENDED... THE AGE OF TEXTPOSTERS IS NOW
Mexican flag should be higher imo. An eagle eating a rattlesnake? That’s dope as hell.
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I’m not supposed to say this yet, but: I’m officiating Taylor Swift’s wedding.
Sorry I haven’t been posting as much lately, I lost the amulet that makes me do good posts in a riddle contest.
Introducing new, steel-reinforced “Earbliterator” q-tips, for your most wax-ravaged holes.