Sorry everyone. I will not be playing Mr. Sinister in the MCU.

I find it such a strange choice that Jubilee and Sunspot date on X-Men '97, when those two characters have no romantic affiliation in the comics. Jubilee has barely had any romance at all, except for Chamber, who she can't even kiss. It's such a weird choice the show continues to choose to pursue.

X-Men 97 has managed to introduce roughly 50 new characters, and none of them are Iceman, Shadowcat or Mystique, all canonically queer characters. This is a choice. Outside of Morph, who can’t say he is queer, X-Men 97 continues to deliberately exclude queer characters.

Vacuums are great, until you have to spend 20 minutes untangling the cord you spent the whole time tripping over.

I feel seen!

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2w ago

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

How loud does Backstreet Boys need to be on at the gym that I hear it clear through my noise canceling headphones

Strong start with the ADHD today. Go to the gym, get distracted on the phone, go into the gym, go back to my car to put change away, go into the gym, go back to the car to put sunglasses away, starts googling songs, goes back into the gym. Anyway, I’m working out now. lol

Shout out to the guy walking down the street listening to full parade music on his phone.

Come listen to us be gay while we raise money for the Trevor Project.

The Mutant Ages Podcast@themutantages.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Join us TOMORROW for a live reading of “7 Little Superheroes” from 10:30 AM to 12:30 PM EST, featuring the Mutant Ages cast! We will be raising money for the Trevor Project, and you can catch it on The Mutant Ages channel. See you there!

AI is out of control. The end.

Storm: Firestar, what was it like when your powers manifested? Firestar: Let me tell you about this bitch Bonnie instead for 5 hours. Storm: (slowly sips whiskey)

The Mutant Ages Podcast@themutantages.bsky.social · 2mo ago

📢NEW EP! Firestar's origin story involves her pushing back against a sociopathic mean girl at school and, perhaps best of all, the X-Men are in this episode. You know who else is in this ep? The Juggernaut, bitch. Now available on all podcast streaming services! soundcloud.com/themutantage...

I’ve always been confused by people who get lost on a walking path that goes in a straight line from start to finish with no side paths, yet they still ask me for directions.

Living with ADHD is packing a bag for a gym, putting it next to your sneakers, getting to the gym, and realizing you took the bag, but not the sneakers.

The level to which my adhd is out of control in this episode is sky high, and also this is a hilarious ep., courtesy of my amazing cohosts.

The Mutant Ages Podcast@themutantages.bsky.social · 2mo ago

NEW EP! The darkest episode of Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends retells Peter Parkers origin, right in the middle of a comical fight with the human vibrator, aka SHOCKER. Now available on all podcast listening apps, Spotify & Amazon Music! soundcloud.com/themutantage...

I will never forget the episode of spider-man and his amazing friends where Namor jumped into a pool of alcohol thinking it was water, as if he couldn’t smell that shit from a mile away.

Why are there always 7 lines at Walmart, yet none of them lead to a register?

Sometime I remember Broccolina, aka Lady Gardener, on that crazy X-Men TAS episode. What a hero.

It’s really fascinating how whenever I am at the gas station getting coffee, there’s always at least one customer who’s going “WHERE DO I PUT MY CREDIT CARD” as if we haven’t had these machines for several decades.

Do I have anything important to say on here today? Not really. The ADHD is strong within me today.

Something that is crazy about spring is that the trees will be barren until one rainstorm, and then you walk outside and everything is fully bloomed in an explosion of green.

Whenever I hear Chaka Kahn playing, I just know it’s going to be a good day.

The new Resident Evil movie trailer is questionable if it has anything to do with Resident Evil, but it’s Zack Cregger, so at the very least it will be a solid horror film.

I’m stoned, and our conversations with @midimyers.com & @foxharper.bsky.social at @themutantages.bsky.social has sent me on a journey to watch Return From Oz.

I’m ready for a full X-Men recast in the MCU. But if we are bringing a chunk of the FOX actors back part for the MCU super smash roster of Doomsday and Secret Wars, please let Halle Berry be actual Storm. She wants to do it, and has been slighted multiple times.

Normal People: I like The Angel theme song. Me: THIS SOUNDS LIKE SILENT HILL 2.

I’m supposed to be in bed, but instead I’m on the couch in the dark watching a YouTube presentation on the Backrooms.

Why does the washing machine tune sound like the theme of Clock Town from Majora’s Mask whenever the laundry is done?

I’m sorry, but I’m just bored by Thor comics. The only reason the movies are tolerable are due to the casting, at least for me (no disrespect to Thor lovers). This may seem random, but it will make sense tomorrow on @themutantages.bsky.social

This is an official image released by Capcom that was specifically marketed toward me.

Us: yay! We shoveled out our driveway! Street Plows: you sure about that? Because I’m about to Elsa up this shit HAHAHA