I want Batman to go to the bad time factory.

Dear God Take all my suffering And give it to Batman.

"I would if he wasn't a coward."

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 HIATUS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

❝ Go kiss Batman, you FREAK!!! ❞

"You're the one who said, I merely asked questions. Don't get your panties in a twist."

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 HIATUS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

❝ -!!! PERVERT?! ❞

"Is that an invitation or wishful thinking?"

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 HIATUS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

❝ EAT MY ENTIRE ASS YOU FUCKIN' REDUNDANCY!! ❞

Rolling back in — Looking at Esme behind his helmet. "Bitch." Running away. [ #BarrysBigSummerBlowout ]

Dramatically rolling through the group of people — swiping several hotdogs & darting away. [ #BarrysBigSummerBlowout ]

He's heavily invested in the fight between Joker's little blondie (the lady one anyway) & Miss Toxic Tulips . . . "Now there's some good entertainment .." #OneLastLaugh

❝ Hah- Well, thank you. I.admire that you can admit when you're wrong. ❞ . . . ❝ Wh- I made this outfit myself! 💢 ❞ 【 #OneLastLaugh 】

"Yeah. We can really tell." "It shows." — #OneLastLaugh

"Nice work, Blondie. I would have done it myself but promises are promises. You might not be entirely useless afterall. Besides the stupid outfit." — [ #OneLastLaugh ]

[ Cue the really cool Jokerized zombies fighting montage scene where he's taking them out. And there's like cool background music and witty one-liners. And rippling muscles. End scene. ] #OneLastLaugh

Amidst the chaos of the heavy, green smog Ivy remain unsuspecting to the explosives fired her way. Her gaze casting towards the brightly colored hues of red & blue which contrast the toxic gas .. & it were too late. The grenades burst through a nearby building, sending glass & debris flying ++

Connected to the comms, he's rather amused by any chance to be annoying ... especially if there's Bats involve. He's putting music through. 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯? 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯? 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯' 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺 . . 🎶

"I bet you're wondering how I managed to break into comm security, just another thing I'm better at than Batman. Nothing quite as secure at Ghost-Net. But get a move on, Blondie. Wanna show us you're useful? Do something. I'll track Joker's little doll." — [ #OneLastLaugh ]

Another connection through the comms, Ghost-Maker coming through. "It's Ghost-Maker, do you read?" "You need to get that antidote to Robin and quick. He's got three hours until the toxin completely takes it course. Then it's game over."' [ #OneLastLaugh ]

"Things just got a little more interesting.."

"This is Ghost-Maker. Any of your bats read??" "Gotham's population has been drastically effected by the toxin — These things are like zombified clowns, attacking anything they see. Even each other all while laughing."' "Once the toxin enters their system, they have an approximate 8 ++

What do you want, a cookie? Come find me when you show a shred of importance. You haven't done anything worthwhile.

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Party tricks?? That is my fucking. head. on the GROUND. ..you're just chicken-shit.

Party tricks won't do you any favors, do you think I'd be wasting my breath on an idiot like you otherwise? You want to make the attempt? You won't get far. Stay out of the way.

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Logic? LOGIC?? [Oh boy..ripping off his head. well. you know the song and dance. Spiking it. inky-tar like blood dripping slowly.] LOGIC THAT. JUST STAB THE FUCKER IN THE SKULL.

"Dealing with one of Batman's brats, guess I always did want to give it a try."

Do you think if it were that easy, he wouldn't have still been running around? The enemiee he has? And you don't think anyone's tried? Use some logic here or don't waste my time.

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2mo ago

he's A FUCKING CLOWN. Does a knife hurt him? YES??? DONE.

Please. You? It takes someone as skilled as myself or Batman to kill a man like that. Someone who's entire life was built off training for this moment. This is the Joker we're talking about, not your average thug. You'll make it worse on yourself and anyone involved with you.

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2mo ago

oh look how THAT has turned out. ..bout to just kill this fuck myself..

I've taken care of plenty. More than I can keep track of at this point. Across multiple cities, but my hands are tied with Gotham. I made a promise. I don't kill in Gotham so long as Batman stays out of my cities.

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Nobody. Just someone suffering from all you heros not KILLING the fucking bad guys??????

And who are you meant to be?

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2mo ago

YOU. Shut the fuck up. Thank you.

"I did try to say something to Blondie."

— 𝐀 𝐃𝐂 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 ; 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡