It's been 50 days since Mitch McConnell vanished, six days since his staff used an autopen to sign a request for disaster aid for tornadoes that occurred after he went missing, and one day since the election deadline that's made them Weekend at Bernie's him.

Well…isn’t this a little gem. @jenpsaki.bsky.social did you know about this?

Not to say I told you so, but had he taken my advice and put a fountain in the neck, I bet he wouldn't be stuck using that as a paperweight.

This just in: Mitch McConnell is still dead.

I saw the trailer for I Play Rocky, and I thought it was funny that they'd remake the Bruce Springsteen movie after less than a year.

"Linday Graham may have been a racist, misogynistic, self-hating homophobe who spent every day ruining or taking people's lives here and around the globe, but he made me laugh." -Adam Schiff Jesus, did Dave Hill write this for him?

Post Auntie Bellum. He's having his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell right now.

Platner isn't Dreyfus, he's those who persecuted Dreyfus.

The bigotry is intolerable. (I blotted out the kids' faces; they don't deserve this.)

Susan Collins will beat Platner, but she'd support naming him to the Supreme Court.

"That was no lady, that was my wife!" 😄

Amazing

Pop Arena@poparena.bsky.social · last mo.

Anyway, did you see John Oliver was on General Hospital as some kind of secret government agency bigwig, and he played it completely straight? It's pretty fun! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtpH...

Lot of people blaming the Jews for all & sundry unrelated things, I need to put this out there, I am NOT that good a multitasker

Happy birthday, Ringo! ✌️☮️❤️

Ella Fitzgerald - Ringo Beat (1964)

YouTube video by ticktock70

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Immediate Evacuations are Metamucillini's specialty.

"What about Palestinian hospitals, Taylor?"

"Do you offer same-day delivery?"

This is Do the Right Thing weather. I want to throw a garbage can through my own window.

I was not prepared for how sad and repellent I would find this trailer. I know this isn't even close to the worst thing that happened today but Christ Almighty, if you work in the entertainment industry, it just isn't that hard to decide that you're not going to make things worse.

Ryan W. Mead@rwmead.bsky.social · last mo.

Netflix has released its first trailer for reality show “Wonka’s The Golden Ticket”. Its selling point is also its most controversial: the voice of Willy Wonka is that of Gene Wilder, recreated by GenAI with the permission and participation of his widow. youtu.be/oTSvnmTfLj8

Thank you, Mount Olive Pickles!

"says she earned the booking on her own merits"

FBI Director’s Girlfriend Pushes Back on Favoritism Claims Over Freedom 250 Event Slot

Alexis Wilkins, a last-minute add to the Great American State Fair lineup, says she earned the booking on her own merits — and is done letting critics "diminish" her career

hollywoodreporter.com

John Mulaney on a morning show buying Argybargy at Amoeba.

Reminder that the Billy Bragg & Wilco Mermaid Ave set is being broadcast Friday night. Also Wilco's set on Saturday.

Solid Sound live on 88.5 NEPM

Don’t miss two nights of music live from the Solid Sound Festival at Mass MoCA, featuring sets from Wilco and Billy Bragg, live on 88.5 NEPM and hosted by The Fabulous 413’s Monte Belmonte and Kaliis ...

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"Like you’re telling me there’s a woman who can’t see, she can’t hear, but she wrote a book?” I don't know, apparently you can swim without a brain. Though not well.

Ex-Swimmer Riley Gaines Floats Helen Keller Conspiracy Theory: ‘Did She Really Exist?’

Former collegiate swimmer Riley Gaines floated a wild conspiracy theory she has surrounding famed author and disability rights activist Helen Keller

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"Who sh*t in my pants?!? We'll get them!"

Happy Father's Day to my fellow dads. (If your dad was a shitty captain who ran your childhood aground, much ❤️ to you today.)