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Dr Craig R McClain@drcraigmc.bsky.social · yesterday300 million years ago, dragonflies the size of hawks patrolled the swamps and millipedes grew longer than your leg. The air was richer in oxygen then, and insects breathe through passive tubes that only reach so far into the body. More oxygen, bigger bug. 🧪 #HowToBuildAGiant
Lobster used to be poor man’s food, now they are high status. The same is now happening with milk and eggs and bread
First rule of gambling: Never quit while you're down. This loses you money
Ikea furniture names are so crazy 😂 Like what the hell is an armoire
You can’t put a fork in the toaster, the microwave, the garbage disposal, the blender, or the outlet. It’s like you can’t put a fork in anything these days. Remember the good old days when the only place a fork didn't belong was soup?
Microwaves should have a button for popcorn kernels. I'm almost never microwaving popcorn
Coal miners get to hear the beautiful song of a canary while they work, they are so lucky
Mandella effect? I Thought dumbledoore was straight and liked pussy
Hey yes, can I please get a plate of lunch? And does that come with a side of dinner? Amazing, thank you so much. Wait, that doesn't come with any breakfast in it does it? No, okay great, thank you so much
It’s so stupid that paint can ruin brushes. That’s be like if poop could ruin poop tools
(Giving politician a softball interview ) Do you disavow the . The (waving like I’m trying to remember ) whatever the current boogeyman is
One of my favorite things to do with my darting watchful eyes is to determine who among you is being moral
People often wonder Are we more like our chimp cousins, aggressive and war like? Or are we more like our bonobo cousins, peaceful and loving? But we tend not to wonder if we are more like our orangutan cousins, who have cousin cousin vibes
If slavery was still legal today, finance bros would be day trading people. They would use a big computer to own a guy for a single millisecond. They’d short sell an old man. We’d enslave people simply as punishment for a crime. We’d do mass incarceration. Prisons run for profit
The stage will be decorated with hanging wooden butterflies that were painted by my friends and family
Benny Feldman@feldfrog.bsky.social · 2mo agoButterfly Pavilion - Special Taping 👽🦋
I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter as a kid because my conservative parents could tell Dumbledoore would eventually be revealed as gay. “They’re going to eventually give him queer coded behaviors retroactively, like in the spin off prequels” they would say, shaking their heads
Filming my special in less than a month!!
Benny Feldman@feldfrog.bsky.social · 2mo agoButterfly Pavilion - Special Taping 👽🦋
I don’t really know the difference between pro biotic and pre biotic . But this soda trusts that I do. And to be trusted by soda? That’s the warm home of family to a guy like me
(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart) Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others (Turn to Pete) Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time
I like that imitation crab is still just blended fish lol. Like it’s not a vegan alternative. Imagine if tofurkey was just chicken with food coloring
Title art for da special. Done in watercolor by my friend Eileen who is @ soupywoman on IG .
Nominative Determinism would be a beautiful name for a baby, depending on how their life plays out
The zoo should have one big enclosure in the middle where all the animals can mingle
