I love when a man cuts in front of me in line, chivalry is DEAD (non-butch category)
Jack
@spectraljack.bsky.social
Light the cigarettes, everybody have a good one!
I hope someday Chris Nolan makes a movie about a war criminal with PTSD… I think he could really do the story justice
did emily wilson even consider the memes
Robert Borden Stan Account@bordenstan.bsky.social · yesterdayI'm sorry, I know academics who specialize in Homer probably watched it with a laundry list of grievances, but if I scroll through youtube Shorts right now I can find people making the kind of memes and skits about a 2800 year old epic that Breaking Bad produced at its peak popularity.
my first flake tobacco is coming in tomorrow, which is also my first virginia blend... pipe summer.....
it sucks so bad that Brandon Johnson was such a flop because now every candidate is running the Paul Vallas campaign
Jack@spectraljack.bsky.social · 3h agoevery day i see a report that murders are at historic lows and every single mayoral candidate is running on "we will put cops on every train and will make sure Black teens are banned from going outside"
my current swimsuit is a real "cover your fat body fattie" (but has a little swim skirt which is nice) and i'm looking for plus sized swim suits and it's a whole lotta "cover your fat body fattie" vibes
democrats be like "I want a cop for president. I want a person with cop for president and a cop for vice president and I want someone with cop experience and I want someone who is such a cop that they didn't get a choice about being a cop. I want a cop who was a cop at sixteen and I want a cop who
why did they put my girl into cargo pants three sizes too small... that's the opposite every dyke i've ever seen in cargo pants???
where are the dykes buying the World's Biggest Shorts these days? I need the World's Biggest Shorts
my new friend Knives is out here inviting me to stuff..... okay Knives
we're just over a month out from production on K-HOLE DEMON HUNTER, my new short film about trans community and feeling insecure at the club <3 we have a lot of really great DJs and nightlife people working on this. help us give them a great time on set by backing our crowdfund!
uhh who want to lend me a switch 2 for 180 hours when new fire emblem comes out
Yentl is a weak trans movie but it’s a top flight bisexual movie
Love to find out about an entire script and language I’d never even heard of
Emily Wilson writing a second hit piece is some real shooters shot shit and I’m here for it
The amount of people we’re gonna cancel when Woody Allen dies will change the course of history
you know dems are 1000% gonna run independent/new party to split the vote
i generally find the first album after an artist comes out/publicly acknowledges that they're queer (we all knew) to be so fucking on the nose and cringe. it's always like "Yeah.... here's some songs... and I fuck 🫦"
Olives meme but it’s going back to the library for more books and movies when i already have tons on my plate
you would never believe that a woman so beautiful would miss the bus by 15 seconds… you would be wrong 😘
i'm like, a someone who can handle forms and taxes and shit but goddamn if a w4 isn't an absolute mfer to fill out what the hell
mass effect 2 loyalty missions be like. fuuuuuuck my dad or kid suuuuucks
