The Wizard Finch
@felixfinch.bsky.social
hush now traveller, we must whisper or they may steal our secrets!
in the downwards dancing darkness of the dungeons darkest depths, dives dragons and drop bears and dwarfs a like, drunkardly drinking daiquiri’s and dangerously devouring dandelions, dastardly drowning in devilish delight.
i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!!
listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again-
please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this
POTIONSSSSS FOR SALEEE! POTIONS FOR SA- *trips over my cloak* OOOUGH~ OH! *thud* AH! *thud* ERG! *thud* OOF! *thud* OW! *thud* FUCK! (i fell down the stairs)
I REALLY REALLY REALLY MESSED UP A SPELL NOBODY GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY TOWER UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX… THIS… APPRENTICES STAY OUT OF MY CHAMBERS
running out of time to get gifts for the holidays? come to my shop! i have a plenty of potions, including forget me spells so your loved ones will not remember that you didn’t get them a present!
BE WARNED TRAVELLERS! ONE OF MY MANY TUNNELS HAS COLLAPSED AND COINCIDENTALLY CAUSED A SERIES OF SINK HOLES! STAY AWAY FROM MY TOWER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
*my staff rattling in my hands as i squint my eyes* “do i knooow you?” suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me”
oh dear… i would hate to get my robes wet… if only there was a big strong orc to carry me across this river…
local goblin suffers from severe decapitation after napsack malfunction
EXCUSEEE ME! CANST THOU POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF- EXCUSE ME! BY GEROGE THY PUPILS ART HUGE!! WHATS THIS? A POTION? FOR ME! DONT MIND I DO~
The Wizard Finch@felixfinch.bsky.social · 2y agothis isn’t the wizard council meeting…
the world is a lemonade stand, and i am a duck looking for grapes.
all i want is to have my little homoerotic communist propaganda husband… alas i am stuck as an old lonely wizard…
