Fernando
@fernando3eb.bsky.social
Xenial zombie desperately seeking caffeine. Qualifications: - Sarcastic ✅ - Unhealthily attached to work ✅ - Amateur horticulturalist ✅ Nude game nights/horror movie nights: inquire within. 🌈📍San Diego, CA.
And for the start of this week, I bring you my hanging balls. Happy snacking!
Daytime wanderings. Nothing like clear skies a long drive through the desert to help clear the mind 🧘🏽♂️
Nighttime wanderings... Everyone walks through museums at 2am, right??? 👀🫣
If anyone knows what kind of paint this is, and would like to recreate it, please let me know 😈
What happens when you mix gold and silver?🌟🩶 onlyfans.com/kohbaltpup
That is so fucking sexy!... $4.01 a gallon??? Pass me the lotion! 🧴💦
A wee taste of the event. Honestly, if you're in San Diego and can experience this, you should definitely give it a go!!!
Star Wars, with a symphony playing the music, outdoors at the bay: it was a complete nerdgasm!!!
And for this lovely and sunny World Naked Gardening Day, I bring you one modest nipple 😜 What???? There's Grandma's and aunties around; I had to be discreet lol 🫣
It is Friday, May the 1st, on the year of our Lord (Caffeine 🙌🏽) 2026. Current status:
Also, what is it about hotel lighting that manages to soften out the haggardness of going to bed at 4 am. Especially after a day of gorging on Roscoe's Chicken-Waffle? Food hangovers are no joke. There should be a PSA... Oh wait! Don't overeat late at night kids or you'll look like this 😜👇🏽
Huntington Beach was freezing yesterday and yet, it was absolutely beautiful! And there were people in the water... I would be instantly tucked (no need for duct tape) if even a single one of my toes would've touched the water lol 😅🥶
The day we lost Dolores was the day the 90s died for me for the second time. This band, along with artists like Pearl Jam & Alanis Morissette, defined my teen years. And while I still play all those 90s artists' hits 30+ years later, The Cranberries is the one band that often hurts too much to play.
Women of grunge. Day 23 Dolores O'Riordan and The Cranberries, with this song alone, contributed almost as much as any other grunge band of their era to the grunge genre. This song, in '94, was one of a few songs that changed radio play forever. #WomenOfGrunge www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Muh...
Looking back on my FB I did not realize how long ago most of my pictures go. So for TBH, I bring to you me as I am today (after a much needed haircut) va. Me in highschool... Can you spot me?
“What side you standing on?” The Strokes at Coachella 🔥
Cheez-and-crackers, it's like this was written especially for me!
Not my house but I know my way around
Not my house but I know my way around.
Hiking day goodness and weirdness at San Clemente & Tecolote Canyons... I do not know wtf an Epstein baby sandwich is either 😂
Scotland Tomorrow I'll be back. Looking forward to discover this mystical stretch of land again. #landscapephotography #landschaftsfotografie #fog
Picking up food for the kids. Taking care of other people's children was NOT in my 2026 bingo card... They cute tho 😁
Feeling represented 😌 Also, these are dangerously good! I was informed of their existence only yesterday by a friend who is 5'10" and a-buck-20, soaking wet. Isn't it ironic... Don't you think?
My anesthesiologist was so ridiculously hot that I didn't even mind the rest of it! Lol 🤤 Stay thirsty (like me) my friends!!! 😜🤗
Dead of winter ain't quite so dead!!! We are ready for Spring!!!