still surviving on fire island
dancefloor intimacy coordinator
@formerbluecheck.bsky.social
Hairy enough that I never had to develop a personality Brooklyn, NY
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a speedo
My combined report from Ptown and Fire Island is that gay guys are absolutely feral for a leopard print speedo right now
Gay Guy Jeopardy game 3 was a success
mmhmm let me put my good Nasty Pig on for the function
Saying “his bulge is mostly balls” as a gotcha is crazy. Like oh no my dessert is mostly whipped cream
Is anybody else getting served instagram reels from the German realtor with the huge balls in the tight shorts doing apartment tours
Growing up in Australia taught me that different speedo cuts are flattering to a wide range of bodies — you don’t need to be built like an Olympic diver to pull one off
Saw someone say gay men should stop wearing Speedos because they’re “unflattering to 98% of people” and I don’t know that anyone has ever been more wrong.
Saw someone say gay men should stop wearing Speedos because they’re “unflattering to 98% of people” and I don’t know that anyone has ever been more wrong.
showing off my cool new sunglasses I bought just for the party
It really does feel like my current tech loadout, especially consoles, is not changing for many years to come
Microsoft is increasing the prices of Xbox consoles again. Starting August 1st, 512GB models will be $100 more expensive, while 1TB models will be $150 more expensive. This means that the Xbox Series X without a disc drive will start at $749, and the Series X with a disc drive will start at $799.
The insistent but non-specific nature of this sign really spoke to me
bitches don’t know how to stay home
I have never met a man with a Zelda tattoo who was not completely ran through (complimentary)
Bummed to be out of the city right now, nights like this are electric and unforgettable
This is like a Wile E. Coyote trap (that would work on many of you)
I wrote and hosted a full game of Gay Guy Jeopardy last night
nothing I took to the fitting room worked but at least the light was good
Spent most of my time in Fire Island in various states of tracksuit
We were internet friends for a long time and IRL friends for a short time. What a wonderful kind soul, what a terrible loss
I just don’t have any words 💔
@ god please take this Fire React instagram button away from me I cannot use it responsibly
baby we’re so close to being on fire island again I can feel it