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Okay I’m back for a surprise second blue sky post to say: Why does wedding dress shopping fucking SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They don’t make dresses that cover the right amount of skin for me!!!! My choices are between feeling exposed and uncomfortable all day or looking like a Mormon!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

A man came into my job to submit a print order and when I told him that our printer only accepts jpgs he was surprised. I was like “i know, I’ve never worked with a printer that didn’t want pngs” and then he started to explain to me the difference between them and what they’re good for and I just🧍‍♀️

My store got broken into this morning and let me tell you, there is nothing that gets the adrenaline going like waking up at 4am to several missed calls and a text that says “Stay calm, we are notifying the police.” Like thanks, I am now the opposite of calm.