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And now, in keeping with this afternoon's theme of beef and cheese, we're now watching Mortal Kombat II.

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Watching this with a friend. He's being Servo, I'm being Crow. Or maybe I have that in reverse..?

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My heart sank when I heard that Max Miller is turning out to be an abusive asshole... Whew. THAT Max Miller can fuck off. I was thinking of the other one. (Imagine doing a nice historical food channel on YouTube, and seeing that your name is trending... and then seeing why.)

The friend with whom I made this for several Halloweens died last year. Don't mind me, this is my own tiny way of trying to keep him alive, if not necessarily breathing.

So, I just heard word that someone is telling AI to make more Peanuts cartoons. You know, the one with Charlie Brown. I'm not looking for it. Or linking to it. You're welcome.

"Call 911!" "Calling Pottery Barn." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Scream: The TV Series S01:E01 - Pilot

The murder of a high school student stirs memories of a similar slaying that took place twenty years prior in the small town of Lakewood.

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Earlier today, I remembered that this assclown exists. And because I saved all my Twitter data before I deleted my Twitter, I can share this fuckwit's antics with you all without giving him further clicks.

Topper Guild, in the process of making waffles. His counter is loaded with at least a dozen frozen waffles, and he's dumping a few pounds of fruit on top of them.

Topper Guild, in the process of making waffles. His counter is loaded with at least a dozen frozen waffles, and he's dumping a few gallons of syrup on them from a large bucket.

Topper Guild, in the process of making waffles. His counter is loaded with at least a dozen frozen waffles and a few pounds of fruit, and he's dumping the entire contents of a five-pound bag of sugar over it.

Topper Guild, in the process of making waffles. His counter a fucking mess after he dumped all the ingredients from the previous three images onto it.

Normally, the genre known as "brutal death metal" bores me to tears, but there's a lot going on with this one, some of it is weird as hell, and I'm enjoying it.

Bloom, by Disfiguring The Goddess

17 track album

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francis@dilfkink.kindboys.online · 4d ago

Honestly, guys should need no reason to refrain from sending unwanted dick pics beyond "it's rude, don't do it." ...but I'm still delighted when people provide new reasons.

replying to a cis guy's unsolicited dick pic with "wow! looks so realistic! who was your surgeon?"

I'm a couple of weeks late to pay my respects, but respects must be paid, and the late Mike Browning was a significant part of my teenage years. I'll probably follow this with a listen to an early Morbid Angel bootleg, which also had him on drums...

The Key (Full Dynamic Range Edition), by Nocturnus

9 track album

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So, I found this trashy movie. It's peak skinemax. It's probably not good, but it'll probably be fun, it has pretty women and one pretty man with long hair and a gym habit, so it's probably my thing.

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Today's waking-up music!

Hydrophilous Brood, by Sallow Moth

8 track album

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Another word I like: Homoglyph, n., a character that looks just like another character, for instance the letter A, the Cyrillic А, and the Greek Α. I used to use these a lot, mostly to frustrate vanity-googling assholes who would rain flying monkeys into my replies if I talked about them.

Manny Voices@itsdrlittle.bsky.social · 5d ago

I may have used the word "audiogenic" before, despite knowing that it's not a word meant to be used the way I'm using it (ie, as an audio analog of "photogenic"). But damn it, it would be a great use of that word, and I'd like to see it catch on!

Increase Your Lexicon: ACCELERANT (n) Song featuring the word: "BADU (SOMETIMES)" by Manny Voices. Me.💪🏾 Thanks for sharing in my love of words music, and voice things. More words to come!!! And always read more books. #IncreaseYourLexicon #words #vocabulary #dictionary #music

Fiery Chord @fierychord.bsky.social · 6d ago

Dear Harry Potter fans, Have you heard of Diane Duane? She's amazing. Have you heard of Ursula K Le Guin? She was amazing. And she's no longer with us, but her books remain, and they're amazing. Have you heard of Rick Riordan? I, um, haven't read his books (yet), but he seems great!

Fiery Chord @fierychord.bsky.social · 7d ago

Thank you, AI, for your very generous offer of all the porn I could ever want, with all the hourglass-shaped ladies I could ever want, and all the male gymrats with long hair that I could ever want. ...but I must very forcefully decline. ...do you REALLY not get just how fucking bad this is?

Ian Miles Schlong@tedcruznipples.com · last wk.

To paraphrase a well-known tweet... "Some people will admit things in front of a mic that I would lie to God about."

This is the craziest headline I've ever seen

screenshot from complex: DJ Envy Says His Wife Had to Show Him How to Wash His Butt Properly in the Shower
'The Breakfast Club' co-host made the candid admission on air.

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · last wk.

I realize I'm one of those filthy Jewish atheists so she wouldn't trust me to know shit about the Bible, but there's this thing called the Sermon On The Mount...

Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · last wk.

If I ever start a pornogrind band¹, I now have a name for it! ----- 1. Not happening.

"Burger King foot lettuce" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey heterosexist tbh

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Note to self: find my mp3 player and put together a grindcore playlist before I have to fly next month. Also, keep my Belphegor shirt in my carry-on.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

Good going, Harry. You're so unfunny you've made me dislike Kathy Burke. And I've seen her in other stuff, she's usually a riot and a half.

Harry Enfield's Television Programme S01:E01 - Episode 1

Harry brings his collection of characters to television.

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shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh, dear. This'll go well.

oh good the full self-driving of money has finally arrived