me: wheee grim dawn grim dawn: go to port valbury for this quest
No No No Don'T Do That
ALT: No No No Don'T Do That
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Bitsy Ipswich
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would that fore'er i could hide midst the trees in Lórien the fair
*watching a cyclist use the bike lane without incident* We have to kill so many people.
desecration of souls and night of the unborn are two of the coolest guitar intros in history and they're back to back. what are the odds of that
i miss the keyword trend bit on here. i don't want sentences. i don't want to know anything about whatever that crap is
the way i would slaughter the innocent at the behest of my dark master...
the fact that they let wonder bread be sold in stores is atrocious
let me get a sip of that wawa dude. i need a little sippy
hey... the beast isn't your enemy! you're just here for the sense of adventure and the possibility of camaraderie! get him, boys!
i set out to hunt the beast, but it seems now that the beast hunts me
[Cops banging down the door] open up sir! Sir! You're under arrest. [Me, cowering] you guys have to go away or act less scary! I'm getting so scared I might throw up! [Detective] where are the bodies, you sick fuck?!? [Me, gagging] oh great! Here it comes! These pants are vintage!
if i was there the nirnaeth arnoediad wouldn't have gone down like that.
it would have been cool if fangs of asterkarn had you get up there and the kurn go 'what? c'thon? grim dawn? the void? no it's just like this up here all the time. everything wants to kill you'
helping these animals thrive by removing the old alpha who refuses to die. i just have to kill my way through 50 of them first
alien seeing an earthling perfect for resting their raygun on: w zaps
If gimp was a video game touching small amounts of water would damage your character
me: in your mind, you may be the master... but in the soil, we both shall rest tommy shelby: *fires right between my eyes and walks away in slo mo*
coming from someone who is listening to Atreyu in the dark after midnight on a friday, it's very funny that there was some collective "oh my god, the strokes have fallen from grace"
you don't pick up a pack of bicycle playing cards because you want to be a cardist. you do it because it's cheaper than alcoholism
nothing like chuck schuldiner palm muting e while paul masvidal plays some shit that sounds like he's using a pick of pure energy
i'm giving you a nightcall to tell you about some deals i wanna drive you through the night down the hills i'm gonna tell you what stores don't want you to hear i'm gonna show you where it's cheap, but have no fear
not in a 'happy drinky' enough mood to watch the movies i planned to watch... my life is constant humiliation