Are the staff in independent bookshops just hot, is that a prerequisite? The man who served me with the eyebrow slit and dangly earring. Come ruin my life.
Chiv
@finnbarm.bsky.social
Salty left handed slag. Big into Trade Unions, Pokémon, cooking, and egging Wes Streeting.
In deeply hipster cliché news: my coffee place hasn’t roasted the beans I bought as well as last time, and I made my coffee too strong 😭
I really did love the festival I went to but this is day 3 of having more than 60 stories posted in their account. Lads, you don’t need to keep reposting everyone that tags you. Some of the content is bad. Please exercise some control. 😭
Really am work kitchen dad. Dishwasher hasn’t been run since I left 10 days ago. No one replaced the (free) milk.
Deeply funny that I got a notification from my bf's shared calendar that he has added my birthday to his calendar. Think it is getting serious.
Praying I get back to my flat before the temperature drops to 15 degrees as I’ve only got clothes* for 22-34 degrees on me rn. *12 speedos and an oversized shirt.
Was showing my friend some Pokémon and said oh I hate Mr Rime and then he immediately states it looks like me.
Lukumádes are so fucking good, especially when you add pistachios to the honey and cinnamon combo.
Do like going to the beach Greece and then dancing around following the shade. Just very pale British things.
Went to the nude beach by Athens but was sun safe in my Winnie the Pooh fit.
Sliced the pad in my middle finger on a piece of foil and it does not deserved to sting this much.
Don’t think I brought enough water for the 80 minute sauna that is the Piccadilly Line rn. 😭
Very funny 3 of us have downloaded Big Walk so we can play it on our beach holiday to Greece. Come on sitting in a darkened to play together.
Mura Masa you deserve everything for your remixes. May every meal be joyous and filling, my your cup never run empty.
Get yourself a long dog that’s such a pampaered prince he whines until you move the pile of laundry off the bed so he can lie down with you.
I know I probably look a bit deranged smiling while I’m cycling but lord people do scowl in the mornings. Was getting death stares in Broadway Market. Cheer up lads you are queuing to get a coffee and sweet treat. Things are GOOD.
Gail’s in the Old Hackney Town Hall? Andy Burnham what you doing to sort that high street OUT.
Flying ants hyper localised to the area around our tent at the campsite in Pembrokeshire. 😭😭
God love the gays. Posting a thirst trap from a room that has wheelchairs in it so you can see them in the background if the dick root didn't distract you enough.
Dreams are so funny and corny. Wdym I was at an M People concert and because I knew all the words to How can I love you more I got to go up onto a podium and lipsync for the rest of the gig?
Some cunt stole someone’s rose bush from their garden on the estate. Literally dug the whole bush up. Wild.
Did my usual Sunday sauna and the cutie patootie dial was on LOW this evening 🥲
Got an extra kipper thrown into my pair for free because it was a bit mangled. 🥹
BF said Bugonia was a comedy. He forgot the dark part and that it would be extremely stressful the whole time. 😭