Eustace Winner ๐
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The first-rate, best rookie prosecutor with winning logic! Learning to be a winner on his own merits. #RP #AceAttorney #AceAttorneyRP #AAI2 written by #Phoenix (pfp by Kel, @detectivemona.bsky.social) (Sebastian Debeste)
@gladiusveritatis.bsky.social I've been thinking how to deal with this current case and, um, I'm not too sure...
Aha! It was a shovel. Or, uh, it was a spade. It was... a tool for digging up the ground. Gave the victim a big thwack to the head!! [Wincing like he's the one who just got hit.]
( she knew better than to correct him. after all, if she did so every time, every conversation would take twice as long ) that's great ! what kind of weapon was used in this case ?
Yes! Murder, right...? Yes. It's an opened shut case, really. Just gathering the evidence now. Once we get the weapon dusted for prints, I'll have it on a bag!
โ close enough ! what kind of case are you working on ? is it a homicide ?
I've been working hard on my next case! After all, failing to plan is a planning failure... Or, uh, something like that?
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A piano has eight keys, right? And then they just repeat???
"I'm trying to get back onto the swing of things, it's been a while since I prosecuted. But when I think about stepping into court tomorrow, it's like I've got butterflies in my body."
"Put your finger." He tilted his head. "What's wrong, love?"
... Mmmm... Something is odd and I can't quite let my finger off it.
... Okay, so, so... what, this is some kind of magic potion that makes you awake?? Is it???? Huh??????
don't worry about that.
Bulls aren't reโ....... I...... I drank bulls......?
500 red bulls and 75 lattes in one. you'll never need sleep again! or a heart.
[ Eustace scoffs, peering carefully at the paper... ] Uh, law, obviously. I'm the prosecutor of all-time... I-- I should be asking that you know who I am, because you should! Oh, ah. Excuse me, Professor.
( He scoffs, making a show of producing his identity papers in a black leather wallet: his psychic paper. ) Oh, what *do* they teach you? Will this do?
Whhh-- Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Of course I do?? You're, um. You...
Yes, and I must say, I'm very disappointed! Do you know who I am? Hm? Do you, boy?! Well, speak up!
Hardly... Hardly- a Winner moment...? As in... I'm not Winner........?
All over my salad. This is hardly a Winner moment.
Hmm... I'm picking up a lot of discord... In your pocket. Seriously, you have notifs on for all your servers? Mute some of them, please, for my sake.
"I am no longer just a child chasing after [his] father's approval! I've become capable... I can find evidence on my own now!" -- ๐ป Post aai2 + 7 year gap Sebastian Debeste/Eustace Winner โ๏ธ Part time prosecutor & writer ๐ป 27 years old (2029) โ๏ธ Transfem + Biromantic + Asexual ๐ป Penned by Quincy
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