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🌟 she/they 🌟 aussie 🌟 life is a funhouse! 🌟 I bestow another good day upon the person reading this!! 🌟 https://ministarfruit.carrd.co/

my manager keeps adding and removing my shifts at leisure which theoretically she’s allowed to do but IT’S MAKING ME SWEAT. LIKE DO YOU NEED ME IN OR NOT. MAKE UP YOUR MIND

an unironic game design opinion i have is that 5% and 10% are percentages for cowards. never give me a 10% damage boost, what does that even mean. double my damage and make me die instantly

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

it must feel awesome to be a ceramic cup freshly dipped in glaze... but the looming fear of exploding in the kiln would stress me out a bit ngl

Did you know... Final Fantasy was named that way because it was supposed to be the very last video game ever released? Just a few months later, a meteor was going to destroy the Earth... but a blonde guy with a bunch of eco-terrorists saved us all subscrive for more game curiosities

you're telling me the mysterious and elusive king thranduil doesn't have king x reader fanfiction written about him in-universe. I bet he does. someone has written wildly mischaracterised "kidnapped by a mafia boss" fic about him and he's just finding out now. and so is bard

Comic of Bard and Thranduil from The Hobbit in an old library. Thranduil is coming down the stairs, remarking, "I see the ruins of Dale did have a library, after all." to which Bard responds, "Aye, a basement of sorts looks to have escaped the blaze. They have left a wealth of material behind, though I believe it to be a private collection." Thranduil asks if anything could be of use, and Bard, seeming to have stumbled across something, exclaims, "Well, it seems the people of Old Dale had quite the scandalous fantasies about you, my lord!" 

Startled, Thranduil demands Bard to elaborate. Bard tells him the book he's picked up is titled "Captured by the Elvenking" and Thranduil tells Bard they have to burn that book and all its kin.