You don't need to use a pressure washer to clean out a litter box, but it's a hell of a lot more fun if you do.
Waiting for the episode of Air Disasters that will dramatize this.
Emily Gorcenski@emily.gorcen.ski · 4d agoHere’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
The most unrealistic part about Grand Theft Auto is that the police care when you hit someone with your car
I needed a picture of a stool (the thing you sit on) for a presentation so I searched wikimedia for "stool" and found lots of pictures of stools to sit on but also lots of pictures of... poop.
If your car is annoyingly loud to me inside my house, I can't imagine what it's like to sit in it for 20 minutes idling.
I wonder how much @metrotransitmn.bsky.social spent rebuilding the Lake St Midtown Station escalators, and was it worth it for less than a week of operations before they broke again.
I fucked up real bad, my compost cart is covered in maggots
Mentioned to my wife this morning that I'd bought some "senior bisque" (a liquid treat with some extra vitamins for elderly cats) and then we simultaneously blurted out "Señor Bisque" so now we're calling him that.
Sometimes I worry I take too many pictures of my cats and then I realize that us cat people have always been like this
Cats of Yore@catsofyore.bsky.social · 3w agoGarden photo shoot. From a glass plate negative in my collection, no date/info.
The menu at this supper club proudly proclaims they don't use seed oils, I need to get back to civilization.
My rare encounters with mass market popular culture leave me mystified. Good Morning America is on in the breakfast room at this hotel with the cast of the latest Dancing With The Stars. Who are any of these people???
"Everyone" hates this but it's everywhere, do people not actually care, or are they unable to avoid it, or are they unwittingly supporting this type of content? Like, what is going on with people.
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · last mo.This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
Someone dumped a bunch of cheap white ceramic dishes and empty bottles of port (multiple brands!) in my trash can and a few loose on my driveway and I just... I have questions.
I'm always amused when someone who has just been the victim of a minor property crime laments how it's too bad that there's nothing anybody can do (because the police won't do anything about it) and someone will jump in to point out this as proof that we don't actually need police.
With the flag in the way it's hard to tell if the building next door is a "Senior Center" or a "Señor Center"
every usps@everylot-usps.bsky.social · last mo.TORONTO: 110 W MAIN ST, TORONTO KS 66777-9998
Had to take my and my wife's phones to get a warranty repair, and every interaction I've heard sounds like a scam,always pushing a warranty plan. Well, surprise, they're ran by Asurion (a company that sells device protection plans). No wonder, it's just a front for pushing more warranties!
Didn't even last a week, they were working yesterday morning and broken when I came home from work.
Peter Bajurny @fishmanpet.bajurny.us · last mo.Praise be, the Lake Street LRT station escalators are working!
This is just someone posting through their own mental illness
Alan Elrod@aselrod.bsky.social · last mo.To be completely honest, I’m not entirely sure what range of opinions I’m meant to represent here
I very much did not enjoy the Earwig episode of @gamechanger.dropout.tv
Praise be, the Lake Street LRT station escalators are working!
Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.
The thing I don't understand about this world view is... What do I do with this information? Once I accept the premise, what next? Are hundreds of millions of people in the US just written off? What about the rest of the world that we will be exploiting? What is the vision moving forward?
Haydon@haydonmp.bsky.social · last mo.In a dm I was asked to describe the Jobless Caucus that populates this platform and I think this interaction is the purest distillation of it. “I have the benefit of hindsight that Frederick Douglas did not, and it is me that is smart and brave for saying America is irredeemable.”
I'm on a train and it's going fast and I got a locomotive themed, Pashmina Afghan I'm the king of the world, on a train like Poirot If you're on the road, then you're sure not me, oh Get the fuck up, this train is real
Metro Transit (Official)@metrotransitmn.bsky.social · last mo.It’s a good day to get back on the train! As of this morning, Blue Line trains are again serving all stations. Thank you for your patience while we worked to Renew the Blue! 🚉
Glonzo Glonzo Glonzo
Robin Wonsley - Minneapolis Ward 2@ward2.minneapolismn.gov · last mo.The Frey admin shared a proposal to make significant portions of our city eligible for data centers. If you want to stop data centers in neighborhood, now is the time to organize and make your voice heard. Read more➡️ https://content.govdelivery.com/bulletins/gd/MPLS-425c6d1?wgt_ref=MPLS_WIDGET_64
Glonzo destroys everything it touches
404 Media@404media.co · 2mo agoEXCLUSIVE: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Investigation by @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
