Please do not assume this of ALL tea drinkers... it is only the insane ones

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 9h ago

Tea drinkers and their "Well actually drinking hot drinks cools me down" can fuck right off.

This is every user of this website and you either need to see the ugliness of that or the beauty of that

Hourly Simpsons@hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 16h ago

You should go and look at the moon

Found this in the middle of one of my old Point Horrors at the parents' house and very tempted to send it off....

Tim Curry too. Sucky week.

What a song, though. Jolene lives on the lowest note, you strive to get away from her up the scale but you don't have the strength and you slump back down to her pitch and her name. Hot.

Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

Big "we needed it" energy at 3am tonight

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan@london.gov.uk · 4d ago

From 3am, London is at risk of severe flash floods. Intense downpours could see up to 50mm of rainfall arrive in the space of just a few hours - almost the total average rainfall for August. Don’t be caught out - check your insurance covers flooding and see what more you can do: bit.ly/4y0Zxkn

New Icona Pop album slaps.

"Denial of final meal requests was finalized for shouting individuals. It was confirmed that participants had already consumed dinner." HOWLING.

Nat Guest@unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 5d ago

Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.

*weeping with laughter*

Nat Guest@unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 5d ago

Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.

In my bath I find a slug I fear he came up Through the plug

Perfection.

Nat Guest@unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 5d ago

Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.

Wait it's a bank holiday this weekend?

everyone is on their phone all the time, posting stuff to the phone, talking about what's on the phone, and what's on the phone is way too often Some Asshole

Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.

I can't stop laughing at AI referring to cats as "shouting individuals" with a catering request. 😂

Nat Guest@unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 5d ago

Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.

AI use is mandated and expected by my workplace so I have little choice in the matter at present.

r #FreeŁink@rifka.bsky.social · 5d ago

people are still admitting to using the plagiarism machine to take notes on calls, which everyone had been doing successfully ever since the first phone call

This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

Shouting individuals aka cats

Nat Guest@unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 5d ago

Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.

Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.

Every time I've loaded up this app over the past couple of weeks it has been absolutely rancid. Now in fairness this is because you all keep talking about the news. But I'm not sure, not sure I want to be here.

Get Sir Killalot in there now

Chris Paxton@cpaxton.bsky.social · 6d ago

Incredible stuff

Trout is in the oven. Apples are stewing. Green beans are on the hob. Onions are quickling in a bowl. We love a lowkey food prep sunday.

[ER rewatch] Abby Lockhart go no contact with your family challenge.

Thanks to Katie Carr on Threads, I just learned: in 1996, the cast of the newly-launched “Star Trek: Voyager” got together to do a feature for Parade magazine about the power of late-’90s technology. Behold its fabulously unhinged glory. 1/

Oooooooooooh, Everything Everywhere All At Once is on Channel 4 in 5 minutes.

Evelyn Wang Falling in Office

ALT: Evelyn Wang Falling in Office

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