whoever is running the playboy account here needs a raise. they've got their finger perfectly placed on the discourse pulse, they know how to get us yapping and quote-posting their account.

first of all it should be called "donkeying" because donkey is much funnier than shrek

waking up is violence

turning myself in because in 2014 i found and grabbed an unused book of forever stamps while walking my dog. just finished it off last year.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · yesterday

This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...

saw someone replying "install ubuntu" to a post about how annoying google sheets are 😮‍💨

frenching some toast for dinner

went to the bathroom and came back to the new post screen on my pc. what was i going to say??

i think a lot of people believe science is just a list of immutable facts that you memorize

NBC News@nbcnews.com · yesterday

Monday marks 20 years since Pluto was considered a full-fledged planet in our solar system. For some, the sting of that cosmic demotion has never gone away.

back in the 90s nothing was funnier than piss

Anatoly Shashkin💾@dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 5mo ago

this is where i post from

lookcaitlin@lookcaitlin.bsky.social · last wk.

Linda Clenney #1984 h1.nu/1BRkv

posting something and then walking away for 5 minutes so i can come back to 8, maybe even 12 notifications instead of looking at them as they come in one by one

currently being saved by having too much burrito for dinner

I Like fish I like fish I Like fish I like fish

ah so this is why that guy was mad about juniper

they're going to start doing this again because of DDR5 prices

Dr. Fim@fim.bsky.social · 3d ago

Ansel Adams on assignment for IBM - one of my favourite shots. Not the usual landscape but the skill of a woman weaving magnetic core memory. The beat up nails captures total “woman in STEM” vibes.

if they were brave they'd rerelease all of these in a 15 part feature

IGN@ign.com · 3d ago

Disney+ has released an official Avengers: Doomsday preparation watchlist, with 15 Marvel movies and TV shows you should catch up on before December 18, including a few deep cuts like Fox's X-Men and X2. https://t.co/GMWMS7oGJP

m@mjjii.com · 3d ago

early release! free ko-fi.com/s/7914d9717f

bro i was just in grain chat and they are calling you 'dinkel wheat'

toddler kidfish (gen alpha yeahyeah) went wild for the one that made your mouth huge

unnatural girlfriend@sliceofwife.bsky.social · 3d ago

millennial baby pics are like a handful of random disposable camera photos of different relatives holding you and smoking a cigarette and gen z baby pics are like 100,000 front facing iphone photos of you and your mom with different snapchat filters

"i'm sorry, what was your name? gavin?" is probably the worst insult you can give someone

watching my 9 year old boss around a few very patient mutuals from here in big walk. bluesky isn't too bad i tell you what.

rusty lake fellas, should i play the previous games first or can i dive right into servant of the lake?

grwm while i sit for for 90 minutes in silence and scrolling, thinking i should really get up and make my coffee

my sub, rosa, is good at keeping secrets

oh. there was real Discourse™️ about spreadsheets??? lol nerds

the fda got mad at my unlicensed imitation crab meat so i have to call it emulated crab flesh now

why does it feel like i posted this last month

fishttp://@fishttp.website · 7d ago

what do you mean it's only tuesday

somebody put this bot out of its misery

ACTUALLY HOURLY KABRU ❄️🎄@kabrubot.bsky.social · 5d ago

they should make a new kind of spaghetti that's the same amount of pasta but is a singular long noodle

hey john. bad news. yeah. we saw cynthia down at the graveyard again.

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 5d ago

The Woman Who Loves Death By Charles Napier Kennedy